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Wit and playfulness represent a desperately serious transcendence of evil. Humor is both a form of wisdom and a means of survival.
Tom Robbins
Wisdom
Humor
Evil
Serious
I think we are moving to that place where we are being celebrated for our character, our inside, our wit. I think that's the direction we should go because that's what defines you as a person, not a number on a scale.
Catriona Gray
Character
You
Think
Place
What is a epigram? A dwarfish whole. Its body brevity, and wit its soul.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Soul
Body
Whole
Brevity
The genius of the Spanish people is exquisitely subtle, without being at all acute; hence there is so much humour and so little wit in their literature.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
People
Genius
Literature
Being
Who would not give up wit for power and beauty?
Mason Cooley
Beauty
Power
Who
Give
Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.
Noel Coward
Treat
Never
Like
Spread
And the people who live in the southern part of my state do not have a secure environment. To wit, there are signs that the government put up that say, 'Warning. You are in a drug smuggling area and a human smuggling area.'
John McCain
You
People
Government
Live
My brother Billy was the joke teller. My brother Jim had a really sharp, cutting wit. And the teller of long stories, that was my brother Ed. As a child, I just absorbed everything they said, and I was always in competition for the laughs.
Stephen Colbert
Brother
Competition
Long
Child
Don't fall in love with your wit. Your cleverly turned phrase may not, as you hope, show off how much gray matter you have, especially if the phrase is at someone else's expense.
Harvey Mackay
Love
Hope
You
Fall
One of the attractions of translating 'Heroes' is that it's not the kind of play that I write. If it had been, I probably wouldn't have wanted to translate it. There are no one-liners. It's much more a truthful comedy than a play of dazzling wit.
Tom Stoppard
Comedy
Play
Heroes
More
Wit invents; inspiration reveals. The inventions of wit are conceits - metaphors and paradoxes - that discover the secret correspondences that unite beings and things among and with themselves; inspiration is condemned to dissipate its revelations - unless a form can be found to contain them.
Octavio Paz
Secret
Things
Inspiration
Inventions
Next to being witty, the best thing is being able to quote another's wit.
Christian Nestell Bovee
Best
Being
Next
Witty
I like men with quick wit, good conversation and a great sense of humour. I love banter. I want a man to like me for me - I want him to be authentic.
Emma Watson
Love
Good
Men
Man
It is a sad thing when men have neither the wit to speak well nor the judgment to hold their tongues.
Jean de la Bruyere
Sad
Men
Speak
Well
Making a book is a craft, like making a clock; it needs more than native wit to be an author.
Jean de la Bruyere
Book
Like
Clock
More
To be witty is not enough. One must possess sufficient wit to avoid having too much of it.
Andre Maurois
Enough
Too Much
Avoid
Witty
A pun is not bound by the laws which limit nicer wit. It is a pistol let off at the ear; not a feather to tickle the intellect.
Charles Lamb
Limit
Laws
Ear
Intellect
Idleness of the mind is much worse than that of the body: wit, without employment, is a disease - the rust of the soul, a plague, a hell itself.
Samuel Smiles
Soul
Mind
Hell
Body
The well of true wit is truth itself.
George Meredith
Truth
True
Well
Itself
Humor is the truth; wit is an exaggeration of the truth.
Stan Laurel
Truth
Humor
Exaggeration
But assuming the same premises, to wit, that all men are equal by the law of nature and of nations, the right of property in slaves falls to the ground; for one who is equal to another cannot be the owner or property of that other.
William H. Seward
Nature
Men
Law
Property
If I had to describe my sense of humor, I would say it's contemporary wit, you know what I'm saying?
Tracy Morgan
You
Humor
Saying
Sense Of Humor
Commend a fool for his wit, or a rogue for his honesty and he will receive you into his favor.
Henry Fielding
You
Honesty
Fool
Will
Wit lies in recognizing the resemblance among things which differ and the difference between things which are alike.
Madame de Stael
Difference
Things
Lies
Which
Wit consists in knowing the resemblance of things that differ, and the difference of things that are alike.
Madame de Stael
Difference
Things
Knowing
Alike
Irreverence is easy - what's hard is wit.
Tom Lehrer
Easy
Hard
Irreverence
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