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The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.

Albert Einstein

The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax. - Albert Einstein

The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax. Albert Einstein

Money, Income, Hardest Thing

Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. Ronald Reagan

Government, Could, Regulate

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. Bill Vaughan

Love, Funny, Poor

Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax. - Charles Kettering

Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax. Charles Kettering

Funny, Been, Ever

Lawyers have their duties as citizens, but they also have special duties as lawyers. Their obligations go far deeper than earning a living as specialists in corporation or tax law. They have a continuing responsibility to uphold the fundamental principles of justice from which the law cannot depart. Robert Kennedy

Lawyers, Obligations

An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt. Fred Allen

Lose, Income, Like

Life may unfold chronologically for the body and for bureaucracies that keep track of such things as births, marriages, deaths, visas, tax returns, expulsions, and identity cards, but memory does not play this game in quite the same way, always manages to confound the desire for tidiness. Ariel Dorfman

Game, Play, Cards

The story of Detroit's bankruptcy was simple enough: Allow capitalism to grow the city, campaign against income inequality, tax the job creators until they flee, increase government spending in order to boost employment, promise generous pension plans to keep people voting for failure. Rinse, wash and repeat. Ben Shapiro

City, Income, Allow

I come into the peace of wild things who do not tax their lives with forethought of grief... For a time I rest in the grace of the world, and am free. Wendell Berry

History, Rest, Lives

My dad's from that generation like a lot of immigrants where he feels like if you come to this country, you pay this thing like the American dream tax: like you're going to endure some racism, and if it doesn't cost you your life, well hey, you lucked out. Pay it; there you go, Uncle Sam. I was born here, so I actually had the audacity of equality. Hasan Minhaj

Country, Here, Feels

How we fund transportation in this country is broken. You all pay a gasoline tax, right? Well, cars go farther, we get electric cars, and so on. And then we do more with the money than just build roads. We do bike lanes and mass transit. Kevin McCarthy

Country, Mass, Farther

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons. - Douglas Adams

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons. Douglas Adams

Funny, Reasons, Spending

If we choose to keep those tax breaks for millionaires and billionaires, if we choose to keep a tax break for corporate jet owners, if we choose to keep tax breaks for oil and gas companies that are making hundreds of billions of dollars, then that means we've got to cut some kids off from getting a college scholarship. Barack Obama

College, Some, Cut

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Will Rogers

Golf, Income, Made

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax. Mike Royko

Pizza, Hating, Income

I think a great starting point for a debate and discussion over a national consumption tax is, let's start with the Fair Tax, legislation that has been written up and, I think, signed up on by 80 congressmen and women. Gary Johnson

Think, Over, Been

Taxpayer-funded abortion, especially the devil's bargain with Planned Parenthood, must cease immediately. To be clear, that means I believe Planned Parenthood should receive no tax monies of any kind. Josh Hawley

Abortion, Means, Receive

According to our Christian ethics, we're supposed to love God, love each other and help take care of the poor. It is immoral to charge somebody making $5,000 an income tax. Bob Riley

Love, Income, Other

The Golden State has lost its luster. We've got to change our tax system and how we fund government. We're going to have to make it easier to create jobs in California, incentivize manufacturing, really put more in the way of investment in our public school system and our institutions of higher learning if we're going to stay the Golden State. Antonio Villaraigosa

Learning, Got, Public School

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday. Noel Coward

Next, Income, Only

Every time in this century we've lowered the tax rates across the board, on employment, on saving, investment and risk-taking in this economy, revenues went up, not down. Jack Kemp

Risk-Taking, Lowered, Rates

For if you love those who love you, what reward have you? Do not even the tax collectors do the same? Jesus Christ

Love, Reward, Collectors

The tax on being different is massive. Vivienne Ming

Being Different, Massive

The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax. Thomas Dewar

Income, Hurts, Having

Because tax cuts create an incentive to increase output, employment, and production, they also help balance the budget by reducing means-tested government expenditures. A faster-growing economy means lower unemployment and higher incomes, resulting in reduced unemployment benefits and other social welfare programs. Arthur Laffer

Benefits, Other, Production

The U.S. tax code was written by A students. Every April 15, we have to pay somebody who got an A in accounting to keep ourselves from being sent to jail. P. J. O'Rourke

Students, Pay, Code

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