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Terms Of Service
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first.
I watched the guy that hits a home run, and he comes across the plate and he points skyward, like thanking for the help from the Almighty to hit the home run. And as he does that, I say to myself, 'God screwed the pitcher.' And I don't know how else you look at it.
The way I approach this thing, when I started to get my head screwed on straight and really trying to make something of myself as an artist, when I was 19 or 20, it became more about function for me. Like, what is this song doing to you? What is the function of this type of artform? What is it doing?
As history has repeatedly proven, one trade tariff begets another, then another - until you've got a full-blown trade war. No one ever wins, and consumers always get screwed.
We have to laugh at how hard life can be and how screwed up we can be at times.
Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get screwed.
If I lead my life according to someone else, I've screwed my life up.
Well, I screwed it up real good, didn't I?
Richard M. Nixon
It takes guts to realize you screwed up and to then come clean without any excuses.
You hear about how many fourth quarter comebacks that a guy has and I think it means a guy screwed up in the first three quarters.
My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.
I'm aggressive, quite frankly, because Staten Island gets screwed all the time. And if I'm not aggressive, then I won't be successful. That's not being a bad boy. That's doing my job.
Life is not living in the suburbs with a white picket fence. That's not life. Somehow our American culture has made it out that that's what life needs to be - and that if it's not that, it's all screwed up. It's not.
If I screw up, I'm gonna say, 'You know what? I really screwed up.' That's all you can do. Some people gonna forgive you, some people not gonna forgive you. That's just the way it works.
I can't imagine that anybody is as screwed up as I am.
Friends are like fiddle strings; they must not be screwed too tight.
Henry George Bohn
We're all screwed up. And the way Christians mess things up is we act like we've got it going on. And if we would just stay in that place of, 'Hey, we're all screwed up and but for the grace of God, none of us have a shot here.' We need to have a sense of humor about it; that's kind of the way I've always faced my comedy.
As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, you're screwed.
I'm a normal, horrible, screwed up human being like everyone else. I mean, I'm not horrible person, but I'm just as screwed up as anybody.
I've got my head screwed on in the right direction, for the most part. It may be turned a little bit to the left, but we're getting there.
I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker.
I can see how you could get dragged into the bad stuff, but I've got good friends around me, good family. I think I've got my head screwed on.
The moral of filmmaking in Britain is that you will be screwed by the weather.
The first year I was sober was probably the worst year of my life. My immune system was screwed. I completely isolated myself. I was weak all the time. I didn't know who I was.
I didn't really want to be a movie star. I thought they were so screwed up!
We all get old, but I always say the skinny, pretty girls will be screwed.
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