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In my deepest parts of sadness, I'm always making a joke or being sarcastic.

Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke. John Krasinski

Being Funny, Being, Having

In my deepest parts of sadness, I'm always making a joke or being sarcastic. Lea Thompson

Deepest, Always, Making

I'm grateful for every stupid mistake and dumb joke I tried to make. Bo Burnham

Grateful, Mistake, Stupid

Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a joke, though I don't like to tell jokes. But I think you have to be born with a sense of humor and a sense of timing. Carol Burnett

Everybody, I Think, Some

My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world. - Muhammad Ali

My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world. Muhammad Ali

Truth, World, Tell

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? - Steven Wright

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? Steven Wright

Forest, Tell, Laughs

The fine line between roaring with laughter and crying because it's a disaster is a very, very fine line. You see a chap slip on a banana skin in the street and you roar with laughter when he falls slap on his backside. If in doing so you suddenly see he's broken a leg, you very quickly stop laughing and it's not a joke anymore. Roald Dahl

Doing, Line, Very

Pretension is a poor joke that you play on yourself. Snap out of it. Recognise your strengths, work on your weaknesses. Real achievement is liking what you see in the mirror every morning. Virat Kohli

Achievement, Mirror, Play

So many guys are so conservative with their hair, and I always joke with all my buddies when they mess with me, and I'll say, 'That's right, keep the same haircut for ten years.' How fun is that? Tom Brady

Conservative, Years, Mess

The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind. H. P. Lovecraft

World, Mankind, Indeed

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. Will Rogers

Seriously, Comedians

There is nothing like a live performance. You can look at things on television, and you can look at things on YouTube, but when you get in a room full of people and you say one joke, and everyone's laughing at the same thing, it's a really great experience. Loni Love

YouTube, Same, Same Thing

A joke is a joke. There's an expression - I don't know if you have it - that's 'adding insult to injury.' Jon Stewart

Know, Expression, Adding

The real Pogba is the one you see every time. You know, when I'm on the pitch, I cannot act. I'm not an actor. So when I'm in the pitch, I like to joke and laugh, and outside the pitch, I'm the same. For me, I'm normal. I come and play football. I do what I love. Paul Pogba

Love, Play, See

My career actually started in the second grade as class clown. That's no joke. I was always making people laugh, and it was really to mask a learning disability... When it came time for me to read out loud, I would crack jokes or create a diversion. Ian Ziering

Learning, Career, Disability

There's an old joke that politics is Hollywood for ugly people. An awful lot of the press coverage about Washington reads like coverage of Hollywood. Madonna is having some spat with Sean Penn. Who cares? And who cares which politician is mad at that politician? Ted Cruz

Politics, Some, Sean Penn

In Japan, you have no idea what they are saying, and they can't help you either. Nothing makes any sense. They're very polite, but you feel like a joke is being played on you the entire time you're there. Bill Murray

Japan, Very, Polite

I've never believed in or understood romantic love. Love at first sight was always a complete joke to me. Glennon Doyle Melton

Love, Always, Romantic Love

Being a parent is not for the faint of heart. I may joke about knowing fear, but the fact is, the first time I ever knew real fear was the day Charlotte, my first child, was born. Suddenly there is someone in the world you care about more than anything. Harlan Coben

Parent, Fact, About

I agree with Sophocles: the greatest luck is not to have been born - but, as the joke goes on, very few people succeed in it. Slavoj Zizek

Luck, Been, Very

My dad is a really funny guy, and we would make jokes about my leukemia. When my friends would come over, we would joke about it, too. Vanessa Bayer

Over, Leukemia, Dad

My life motto is basically to lower your standards and expectations so you're never disappointed and never put any trust in anything, and I try to prepare for the day that I wake up, and everyone I know is like, 'LOL JK best long-running practical joke ever', so I've never really let myself freak out or get too excited about anything. Tavi Gevinson

Trust, My Life, Prepare

You have to struggle a bit, hustle a little, and be willing to go bankrupt. Once you're willing to do that, everything opens up and you get the freedom. My joke is that next year, I'll make the first film that costs zero dollars. Nick Nolte

Year, Next, Willing

The whole westward expansion myth is seen as romantic. But it's a joke, a blot on American history. Frank Waters

Myth, Westward, Blot

I used to have this joke: 'Every hallway is a runway.' Tyra Banks

Used, Runway, Hallway

I realized that I get pleasure when I'm told, 'Don't listen to the haters; they're losers in their moms' basements.' I imagine these 'losers' and feel better about myself. Their insults hurt less if I label them 'pathetic.' I diminish their value in order to protect mine. I noticed that I'm quick to make a joke at someone else's expense. Julie Plec

Feel, Quick, About

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