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Dogs never bite me - just humans.

I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar. Demetri Martin

Love, Trust, Pet

Dogs never bite me - just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Dogs never bite me - just humans. Marilyn Monroe

Me, Never, Dogs

People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them. - Eric Hoffer

People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them. Eric Hoffer

Feeds, Lick, Kicks

Have you recently been through a challenge, disappointment, break up or disloyalty with somebody in your life? If so, it's important after you've been hurt, to take some time to think like a lion tamer about your pain, so you can tame the possibility of more negativity coming back to bite you again! Karen Salmansohn

Through, Been, Some

You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny. Steve Irwin

Snake, Touch, Turn

Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth. - Alan Watts

Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth. Alan Watts

Trying, Own, Like

Reality doesn't bite, rather our perception of reality bites. Anthony J. D'Angelo

Reality, Rather, Our

Yeah, for some reason parrots have to bite me. That's their job. I don't know why that is. They've nearly torn my nose off. I've had some really bad parrot bites. Steve Irwin

Reason, Some, Torn

I grew up where, when a door closed, a window didn't open. The only thing I had was cracks. I'd do everything to get through those cracks - scratch, claw, bite, push, bleed. Now the opportunity is here. The door is wide open, and it's as big as a garage. Dwayne Johnson

Door, Through, Here

When eating an elephant take one bite at a time. - Creighton Abrams

When eating an elephant take one bite at a time. Creighton Abrams

Time, Eating, Take

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite. Bette Midler

Drunk, Try, Too

America is dumb. It's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you - aggressive. My daughter is four; my boy is one. I'd like them to see America as a toy - a broken toy. Investigate it a little, check it out, get this feeling, and then get out. Johnny Depp

Dumb, Big, Investigate

To me, there is nothing more soothing than the song of a mosquito that can't get through the mesh to bite you. Madison Smartt Bell

Song, Through, Soothing

We are delightfully trapped by our memories. I can't drink a bottle of Chateauneuf-du-Pape Vieux Telegraphe without revisiting a hotel bistro in Luzerne, Switzerland, where I ate a large bowl of a peppery Basque baby goat stew. A sip and a bite. A bite and sip. Goose bumps come with the divine conjunction of food and wine. Jim Harrison

Bottle, Goose, Revisiting

These days, many people are unwilling to see their dog as an animal. Let's face it: they are cute, but they will bite. Not only do I look at dogs as animals, I look at myself as an animal, which explains why, since I got my permit, I drive with my head out the window. Taylor Negron

Cute, Why, Unwilling

Credit cards are like snakes: Handle 'em long enough, and one will bite you. Elizabeth Warren

Cards, Will, Like

Sometimes, it's just easier to say yes to that extra snack or dessert, because frankly, it is exhausting to keep saying no. It's exhausting to plead with our kids to eat just one more bite of vegetables. Michelle Obama

More, Snack, Yes

Barking dogs occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot. Konrad Lorenz

Men, Dogs, Ever

In my opinion, it has never been proven that food even has calories. When I bite into a hamburger, I see pickle and ketchup and bun and meat, but if there's a calorie in there, it must be hidden. W. Bruce Cameron

Hidden, Been, In My Opinion

If you have a lot of sweetness and quirkiness, someone's got to have a little bit of bite against that. Lamorne Morris

Someone, Against, Lot

The biggest flaw in the Trump economic plan is the tilt toward protectionism. I have parted company with him on this. The question here is whether his campaign bark will turn out to be bigger than his government-policy bite. Lawrence Kudlow

Here, Protectionism, Trump

Spotting a rare bird is never worth the bite of a cur. Once bitten by a German shepherd, I knew that I preferred cats, even if they are bird-killers. Life is long enough for more than one chance at a rare bird. James D. Watson

Shepherd, German, Bitten

The proverb warns that 'You should not bite the hand that feeds you.' But maybe you should, if it prevents you from feeding yourself. Thomas Szasz

Feeding, Maybe, Prevents

There's a show in America where all these people compete with ferrets, and they don't even do anything. They basically just hold them up, and if they don't bite you, they might win. Robin Williams

Compete, Might, Show

If you wanna make money in music, you're better off being on the business end of it a lot of the time. And also as a musician, if you do make money, it means you had to bite and scratch and kick the whole way to not get ripped off, because at every corner, there's somebody there waiting to trip you up and take a bigger chunk. Chris Cornell

Waiting, Chunk, Had

When you make a drama, you spend all day beating a guy to death with a hammer, or what have you. Or, you have to take a bite out of somebody's face. On the other hand, with a comedy, you yell at Billy Crystal for an hour, and you go home. Robert De Niro

Death, Hammer, Other

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