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I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar. Demetri Martin

Love, Dog, Women, Girl, Trust, Pet

Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth. - Alan Watts

Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth. Alan Watts

Yourself, Trying, Teeth, Own, Like, Your

We are delightfully trapped by our memories. I can't drink a bottle of Chateauneuf-du-Pape Vieux Telegraphe without revisiting a hotel bistro in Luzerne, Switzerland, where I ate a large bowl of a peppery Basque baby goat stew. A sip and a bite. A bite and sip. Goose bumps come with the divine conjunction of food and wine. Jim Harrison

Memories, Food, Baby, Wine, Hotel, Drink

People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them. - Eric Hoffer

People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them. Eric Hoffer

People, Hand, Kicks, Boot, Lick, Who

Please think of me like an endangered species and just observe me quietly from far away. If you try to talk to me or touch me casually, I may get intimidated and bite you. So please be careful. Haruki Murakami

Think, Me, You, Talk, Try, Far Away

A human being is still more likely to die of a bee sting, snake bite or, Lord knows, automobile accident than by shark attack. We do not execute the perpretrators of death by car. We should not butcher an animal for an inadvertent homicide. Peter Benchley

Car, Death, Animal, Bee, Snake, Die

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure, till you know there is no hook beneath it. Thomas Jefferson

Know, You, Pleasure, Hook, Beneath, Bait

Dogs never bite me - just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Dogs never bite me - just humans. Marilyn Monroe

Me, Dogs, Never, Just, Humans

When you bite off only what you can chew, you're going to disappoint people. Guess what? Not your problem. You're not doing anything wrong. Kris Carr

People, Problem, Doing, You, Wrong, Off

When eating an elephant take one bite at a time. - Creighton Abrams

When eating an elephant take one bite at a time. Creighton Abrams

Time, Elephant, Eating, Take

I like women, but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog's name and then I asked, 'Does he bite?' and she said, 'No.' And I said, 'So how does he eat?' Liar! Demetri Martin

Dog, Women, Woman, Trust, Liar, Name

The Apostle Paul did what he had to do to spread the message of God. I realize that that is what I have to do; I have to bite the bullet and overcome my shyness. Chuck Norris

God, Overcome, Realize, Message, Bullet

I've made mistakes. Like, bringing people to your level who don't deserve to be there. They're trying to bite off your so-called fame, make a name off of you. I think I did a lot of that - allowed people to be relevant in my life who really aren't relevant to me at all. Odell Beckham, Jr.

Life, Mistakes, People, My Life, Think

Every time you pass a law, it is a little bite out of freedom. Gary Johnson

Freedom, Time, Law, You, Little, Out

I used to live on one candy bar a day - it cost a nickel. I always remember the candy bar was called Payday. That was my payday. And that candy bar tasted so good, at night I would take one bite, and it was so beautiful. Charles Bukowski

Beautiful, Good, Day, Live, Night, Candy

Have you recently been through a challenge, disappointment, break up or disloyalty with somebody in your life? If so, it's important after you've been hurt, to take some time to think like a lion tamer about your pain, so you can tame the possibility of more negativity coming back to bite you again! Karen Salmansohn

Life, Time, Lion, Challenge, Pain, Think

Reality doesn't bite, rather our perception of reality bites. Anthony J. D'Angelo

Perception, Reality, Rather, Our, Bites

Sometimes, it's just easier to say yes to that extra snack or dessert, because frankly, it is exhausting to keep saying no. It's exhausting to plead with our kids to eat just one more bite of vegetables. Michelle Obama

Saying, Dessert, Say, Sometimes, Snack

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite. Bette Midler

Drunk, Try, Too Much, Drink, Because

Rush Limbaugh is a lame professional swine, and he makes a good living at it. He is like a hired geek in some traveling backwoods carnival - the freaks who bite the heads off chickens - but Limbaugh is a modernized geek who thinks he can bite the heads off of people. Hunter S. Thompson

Good, People, Professional, Living, Like

Credit cards are like snakes: Handle 'em long enough, and one will bite you. Elizabeth Warren

Long, Cards, Enough, You, Credit, Will

I grew up where, when a door closed, a window didn't open. The only thing I had was cracks. I'd do everything to get through those cracks - scratch, claw, bite, push, bleed. Now the opportunity is here. The door is wide open, and it's as big as a garage. Dwayne Johnson

Opportunity, Door, Window, Push, Now

In my opinion, it has never been proven that food even has calories. When I bite into a hamburger, I see pickle and ketchup and bun and meat, but if there's a calorie in there, it must be hidden. W. Bruce Cameron

Food, Opinion, Hidden, See, Meat, Never

Coming home, we stopped for a bite to eat and ran into a confused waitress. Had a heart-rending time trying to speak the Words of Life to her, and as I think of all this country now, many just as confused, and more so, I realized that the 39th Street bus is as much a mission field as Africa ever was. Jim Elliot

Life, Home, Time, Words, Think, Speak

You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny. Steve Irwin

Funny, Snake, Know, You, Fast, Touch

Don't let the same dog bite you twice. Chuck Berry

Dog, You, Same, Twice

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