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I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.

Love, Dog, Women, Girl, Cute, Trust

You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny.

Funny, You, Snake, Know, Touch, Turn

The snake will always bite back.

Snake, Back, Always, Will

America is dumb. It's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you - aggressive. My daughter is four; my boy is one. I'd like them to see America as a toy - a broken toy. Investigate it a little, check it out, get this feeling, and then get out.

Daughter, Broken, You, Hurt, Boy, Dumb

Hospitality and cooking are my passion, and I love nothing more than seeing someone's face when they taste an unforgettable bite.

Love, Passion, Face, Cooking, Someone

If you're out, and starving, and need a bite to eat, then you need fast food.

Food, You, Eat, Need, Fast, Fast Food

In social matters, pointless conventions are not merely the bee sting of etiquette, but the snake bite of moral order.

Snake, Bee, Moral, Matters, Order, Sting

It was the summer of 1968 or so, and Dad and my little brother were out camping. While up in the mountains, my brother was bitten by a rattlesnake. As they raced back to the base, my dad sucked out the venom and used his hands as a tourniquet and probably save his life, for it was a serious bite, and he was just a little kid.

Life, Brother, Dad, Mountains, Hands

Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth. - Alan Watts

Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

Yourself, Trying, Your, Teeth, Own, Like

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

Drunk, Drink, Try, Too Much, Because

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure, till you know there is no hook beneath it.

Thomas Jefferson

You, Know, Pleasure, Hook, Bait, Till

Dogs never bite me - just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Dogs never bite me - just humans.

Me, Never, Dogs, Just, Humans

Yeah, for some reason parrots have to bite me. That's their job. I don't know why that is. They've nearly torn my nose off. I've had some really bad parrot bites.

Me, Job, Bad, Know, Why, Some

We are delightfully trapped by our memories. I can't drink a bottle of Chateauneuf-du-Pape Vieux Telegraphe without revisiting a hotel bistro in Luzerne, Switzerland, where I ate a large bowl of a peppery Basque baby goat stew. A sip and a bite. A bite and sip. Goose bumps come with the divine conjunction of food and wine.

Memories, Food, Baby, Drink, Wine, Hotel

Don't let the same dog bite you twice.

Dog, You, Same, Twice

I like women, but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog's name and then I asked, 'Does he bite?' and she said, 'No.' And I said, 'So how does he eat?' Liar!

Dog, Women, Woman, Trust, Liar, You

I love oatmeal. To me, it's not boring. I agree that ordinary oatmeal is very boring, but not the steel-cut Irish kind - the kind that pops in your mouth when you bite into it in little glorious bursts like a sort of gummy champagne.

Love, Food, Me, You, Boring, Mouth

A human being is still more likely to die of a bee sting, snake bite or, Lord knows, automobile accident than by shark attack. We do not execute the perpretrators of death by car. We should not butcher an animal for an inadvertent homicide.

Death, Car, Animal, Die, Snake, Bee

From everything I can read about Aussie spiders, it seems like all they really like doing is hiding in your house or garden or car until you 'accidentally' disturb them - probably by doing something crazy like putting on the shoe they are lurking in - and they can officially bite you to pieces.

Car, Crazy, You, I Can, Garden, House

People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.

August Strindberg

People, Pet, Dogs, Cowards, Guts, Got

You gotta be really careful what you bite off. Don't bite off more than you can chew. It's a dangerous world.

You, World, Dangerous, More, Off, Than

Have you recently been through a challenge, disappointment, break up or disloyalty with somebody in your life? If so, it's important after you've been hurt, to take some time to think like a lion tamer about your pain, so you can tame the possibility of more negativity coming back to bite you again!

Karen Salmansohn

Life, Time, Pain, Lion, Challenge, Hurt

People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them. - Eric Hoffer

People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them.

People, Who, Hand, Them, Lick, Kicks

I've made mistakes. Like, bringing people to your level who don't deserve to be there. They're trying to bite off your so-called fame, make a name off of you. I think I did a lot of that - allowed people to be relevant in my life who really aren't relevant to me at all.

Odell Beckham, Jr.

Life, Me, My Life, People, You, Mistakes

Rush Limbaugh is a lame professional swine, and he makes a good living at it. He is like a hired geek in some traveling backwoods carnival - the freaks who bite the heads off chickens - but Limbaugh is a modernized geek who thinks he can bite the heads off of people.

Hunter S. Thompson

Good, People, Professional, Living, Some

The proverb warns that 'You should not bite the hand that feeds you.' But maybe you should, if it prevents you from feeding yourself.

Yourself, You, Hand, Feeding, Maybe

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