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I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar. Demetri Martin

Pet, Love, Trust

Have you recently been through a challenge, disappointment, break up or disloyalty with somebody in your life? If so, it's important after you've been hurt, to take some time to think like a lion tamer about your pain, so you can tame the possibility of more negativity coming back to bite you again! Karen Salmansohn

Through, Some, Been

The snake will always bite back. Jake Roberts

Always, Will, Snake

We are delightfully trapped by our memories. I can't drink a bottle of Chateauneuf-du-Pape Vieux Telegraphe without revisiting a hotel bistro in Luzerne, Switzerland, where I ate a large bowl of a peppery Basque baby goat stew. A sip and a bite. A bite and sip. Goose bumps come with the divine conjunction of food and wine. Jim Harrison

Revisiting, Goose, Bottle

Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth. - Alan Watts

Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth. Alan Watts

Like, Trying, Own

America is dumb. It's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you - aggressive. My daughter is four; my boy is one. I'd like them to see America as a toy - a broken toy. Investigate it a little, check it out, get this feeling, and then get out. Johnny Depp

Big, Dumb, Investigate

People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them. - Eric Hoffer

People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them. Eric Hoffer

Lick, Kicks, Feeds

I like women, but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog's name and then I asked, 'Does he bite?' and she said, 'No.' And I said, 'So how does he eat?' Liar! Demetri Martin

Trust, Some, Big

The Apostle Paul did what he had to do to spread the message of God. I realize that that is what I have to do; I have to bite the bullet and overcome my shyness. Chuck Norris

Overcome, Had, Message

Reality doesn't bite, rather our perception of reality bites. Anthony J. D'Angelo

Rather, Reality, Our

My stories run up and bite me on the leg - I respond by writing down everything that goes on during the bite. When I finish, the idea lets go and runs off. Ray Bradbury

Stories, Goes, Idea

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite. Bette Midler

Drunk, Too, Try

When eating an elephant take one bite at a time. - Creighton Abrams

When eating an elephant take one bite at a time. Creighton Abrams

Eating, Take, Time

Sometimes, it's just easier to say yes to that extra snack or dessert, because frankly, it is exhausting to keep saying no. It's exhausting to plead with our kids to eat just one more bite of vegetables. Michelle Obama

Yes, Snack, More

When I was in fact a child, six and seven and eight years old, I was utterly baffled by the enthusiasm with which my cousin Brenda, a year and a half younger, accepted her mother's definition of her as someone who needed to go to bed at six-thirty and finish every bite of three vegetables, one of them yellow, with every meal. Joan Didion

Bed, Half, Fact

The one thing that I cannot live without when I'm traveling is a small container of tea tree oil. It's not the most glamorous thing, but if you get a cut, a mosquito bite, a small breakout, no matter what it is, it's my little cure-all. It's inexpensive, it's small enough to carry on, and I bring it with me all the time. Meghan Markle

Small, Container, Cut

Dogs never bite me - just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Dogs never bite me - just humans. Marilyn Monroe

Never, Dogs, Me

In social matters, pointless conventions are not merely the bee sting of etiquette, but the snake bite of moral order. Florence King

Bee, Pointless, Social

A human being is still more likely to die of a bee sting, snake bite or, Lord knows, automobile accident than by shark attack. We do not execute the perpretrators of death by car. We should not butcher an animal for an inadvertent homicide. Peter Benchley

Bee, Die, Death

The proverb warns that 'You should not bite the hand that feeds you.' But maybe you should, if it prevents you from feeding yourself. Thomas Szasz

Maybe, Prevents, Feeding

Spotting a rare bird is never worth the bite of a cur. Once bitten by a German shepherd, I knew that I preferred cats, even if they are bird-killers. Life is long enough for more than one chance at a rare bird. James D. Watson

German, Bitten, Shepherd

Rush Limbaugh is a lame professional swine, and he makes a good living at it. He is like a hired geek in some traveling backwoods carnival - the freaks who bite the heads off chickens - but Limbaugh is a modernized geek who thinks he can bite the heads off of people. Hunter S. Thompson

Professional, Some, Good

Barking dogs occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot. Konrad Lorenz

Ever, Men, Dogs

There's a show in America where all these people compete with ferrets, and they don't even do anything. They basically just hold them up, and if they don't bite you, they might win. Robin Williams

Compete, Might, Show

In my opinion, it has never been proven that food even has calories. When I bite into a hamburger, I see pickle and ketchup and bun and meat, but if there's a calorie in there, it must be hidden. W. Bruce Cameron

Been, Hidden, In My Opinion

No performer should attempt to bite off red-hot iron unless he has a good set of teeth. Harry Houdini

Performer, Set, Unless

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