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I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar. Demetri Martin

Dog, Love, Women, Girl, Cute, Trust

Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth. - Alan Watts

Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth. Alan Watts

Yourself, Trying, Teeth, Own, Define

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite. Bette Midler

Drunk, Too Much, Try, Drink, Because

Dogs never bite me - just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Dogs never bite me - just humans. Marilyn Monroe

Me, Never, Dogs, Just, Humans

It was the summer of 1968 or so, and Dad and my little brother were out camping. While up in the mountains, my brother was bitten by a rattlesnake. As they raced back to the base, my dad sucked out the venom and used his hands as a tourniquet and probably save his life, for it was a serious bite, and he was just a little kid. Rick Tumlinson

Life, Mountains, Brother, Hands, Back

Reality doesn't bite, rather our perception of reality bites. Anthony J. D'Angelo

Perception, Reality, Rather, Our, Bites

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure, till you know there is no hook beneath it. Thomas Jefferson

You, Know, Pleasure, Hook, Bait, Beneath

In social matters, pointless conventions are not merely the bee sting of etiquette, but the snake bite of moral order. Florence King

Bee, Snake, Moral, Matters, Etiquette

I used to beat up kids and bite kids and do stuff all the time. Russell Wilson

Time, Up, Beat, Used, Kids, Stuff

Hospitality and cooking are my passion, and I love nothing more than seeing someone's face when they taste an unforgettable bite. Ayesha Curry

Love, Passion, Cooking, Face, Someone

Sometimes, it's just easier to say yes to that extra snack or dessert, because frankly, it is exhausting to keep saying no. It's exhausting to plead with our kids to eat just one more bite of vegetables. Michelle Obama

Saying, Vegetables, Sometimes, Say, More

If you're out, and starving, and need a bite to eat, then you need fast food. Nicholas Hoult

Food, You, Fast, Fast Food, Need, Eat

You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny. Steve Irwin

Funny, Snake, You, Fast, Know, Touch

Rush Limbaugh is a lame professional swine, and he makes a good living at it. He is like a hired geek in some traveling backwoods carnival - the freaks who bite the heads off chickens - but Limbaugh is a modernized geek who thinks he can bite the heads off of people. Hunter S. Thompson

Good, People, Professional, Living, Rush

Please think of me like an endangered species and just observe me quietly from far away. If you try to talk to me or touch me casually, I may get intimidated and bite you. So please be careful. Haruki Murakami

Me, Think, You, Far Away, Talk, Try

The proverb warns that 'You should not bite the hand that feeds you.' But maybe you should, if it prevents you from feeding yourself. Thomas Szasz

Yourself, You, Hand, Feeding, Should

It's kind of interesting, because hacking is a skill that could be used for criminal purposes or legitimate purposes, and so even though in the past I was hacking for the curiosity, and the thrill, to get a bite of the forbidden fruit of knowledge, I'm now working in the security field as a public speaker. Kevin Mitnick

Knowledge, Past, Fruit, Curiosity, Skill

People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them. - Eric Hoffer

People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them. Eric Hoffer

People, Hand, Lick, Who, Kicks, Boot

The snake will always bite back. Jake Roberts

Snake, Back, Will, Always

I've made mistakes. Like, bringing people to your level who don't deserve to be there. They're trying to bite off your so-called fame, make a name off of you. I think I did a lot of that - allowed people to be relevant in my life who really aren't relevant to me at all. Odell Beckham, Jr.

Life, Mistakes, People, Me, Think, Name

In my opinion, it has never been proven that food even has calories. When I bite into a hamburger, I see pickle and ketchup and bun and meat, but if there's a calorie in there, it must be hidden. W. Bruce Cameron

Food, Opinion, Never, Hidden, Meat, See

I love oatmeal. To me, it's not boring. I agree that ordinary oatmeal is very boring, but not the steel-cut Irish kind - the kind that pops in your mouth when you bite into it in little glorious bursts like a sort of gummy champagne. Alan Alda

Love, Food, Me, You, Mouth, Boring

You kick a dog long enough, that dog is going to bite you or die. Dave Pelzer

Dog, Die, Enough, You, Long, Going

When your economy is not growing that fast, everybody's got to bite the bullet. John Hickenlooper

Fast, Growing, Economy, Bullet, Got

The only exercise I got as a kid was fork to mouth. Food was equated with love in my household. I thought you left the table when the zipper was down and you'd explode if you took another bite. I'd eat my plate and then everyone else's leftovers. Paul Stanley

Love, Food, Thought, You, Mouth, Down

Blanching the cloves removes the harsh and bitter bite of raw garlic. Yotam Ottolenghi

Bitter, Raw, Garlic, Harsh

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