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Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar. Demetri Martin

Love, Trust, Pet

Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth. - Alan Watts

Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth. Alan Watts

Trying, Like, Own

Dogs never bite me - just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Dogs never bite me - just humans. Marilyn Monroe

Me, Dogs, Never

These days, many people are unwilling to see their dog as an animal. Let's face it: they are cute, but they will bite. Not only do I look at dogs as animals, I look at myself as an animal, which explains why, since I got my permit, I drive with my head out the window. Taylor Negron

Cute, Why, Unwilling

Credit cards are like snakes: Handle 'em long enough, and one will bite you. Elizabeth Warren

Will, Cards, Like

You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny. Steve Irwin

Snake, Touch, Turn

I've never doubted that apartheid - because it was of itself fundamentally, intrinsically evil - was going to bite the dust eventually. Desmond Tutu

Going, Apartheid, Doubted

If you're out, and starving, and need a bite to eat, then you need fast food. Nicholas Hoult

Fast, Need, Starving

In social matters, pointless conventions are not merely the bee sting of etiquette, but the snake bite of moral order. Florence King

Bee, Social, Pointless

In business, the competition will bite you if you keep running, if you stand still, they will swallow you. Victor Kiam

Still, Running, Swallow

People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them. - Eric Hoffer

People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them. Eric Hoffer

Lick, Kicks, Feeds

The snake will always bite back. Jake Roberts

Snake, Will, Always

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure, till you know there is no hook beneath it. Thomas Jefferson

Beneath, Hook, Till

I grew up where, when a door closed, a window didn't open. The only thing I had was cracks. I'd do everything to get through those cracks - scratch, claw, bite, push, bleed. Now the opportunity is here. The door is wide open, and it's as big as a garage. Dwayne Johnson

Door, Through, Here

If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, this is what a hound has teeth for-to bite when he feels like it! Nikita Khrushchev

Like, Feels, Hound

I've learned to keep your mouth shut even when something bad is going on. You never know how someone is going to take something you say. You have to bite the bullet. Chad Kelly

Learned, Bad, Shut

When eating an elephant take one bite at a time. - Creighton Abrams

When eating an elephant take one bite at a time. Creighton Abrams

Time, Eating, Take

Have you recently been through a challenge, disappointment, break up or disloyalty with somebody in your life? If so, it's important after you've been hurt, to take some time to think like a lion tamer about your pain, so you can tame the possibility of more negativity coming back to bite you again! Karen Salmansohn

Through, Been, Some

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite. Bette Midler

Drunk, Try, Too

If you decide you want to work in the film industry, you just have to bite the bullet and take other jobs until the proper jobs come in. Luke Evans

Work, Want, Other

In my opinion, it has never been proven that food even has calories. When I bite into a hamburger, I see pickle and ketchup and bun and meat, but if there's a calorie in there, it must be hidden. W. Bruce Cameron

Hidden, Been, In My Opinion

The proverb warns that 'You should not bite the hand that feeds you.' But maybe you should, if it prevents you from feeding yourself. Thomas Szasz

Feeding, Maybe, Prevents

I like women, but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog's name and then I asked, 'Does he bite?' and she said, 'No.' And I said, 'So how does he eat?' Liar! Demetri Martin

Trust, Big, Some

It is not unprofessional to give free legal advice, but advertising that the first visit will be free is a bit like a fox telling chickens he will not bite them until they cross the threshold of the hen house. Warren E. Burger

Will, Give, Telling

We are delightfully trapped by our memories. I can't drink a bottle of Chateauneuf-du-Pape Vieux Telegraphe without revisiting a hotel bistro in Luzerne, Switzerland, where I ate a large bowl of a peppery Basque baby goat stew. A sip and a bite. A bite and sip. Goose bumps come with the divine conjunction of food and wine. Jim Harrison

Bottle, Goose, Revisiting

I've made mistakes. Like, bringing people to your level who don't deserve to be there. They're trying to bite off your so-called fame, make a name off of you. I think I did a lot of that - allowed people to be relevant in my life who really aren't relevant to me at all. Odell Beckham, Jr.

My Life, I Think, Allowed

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