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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Kinky Friedman

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Kinky Friedman

Beauty, Eye, Holder

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. Arnold Schwarzenegger

Grow Up, Grow, Milk

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. - Henry Lawson

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. Henry Lawson

Feel, You, Makes

Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented. Gilbert K. Chesterton

Why, Discover, Will

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Wilhelm

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. Kaiser Wilhelm

Woman, World, Give

My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer. Gary Allan

Goal, Every Day, Drinking

I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something. Johnny Depp

Old, Porch, Belly

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. Jack Nicholson

Best, World, Damn

He was a wise man who invented beer. - Unknown

He was a wise man who invented beer. Unknown

Man, Wise, Wise Man

I can completely lose myself into just absolutely satisfying things - a really amazing cheeseburger, a pizza, good fries, a beer. I enjoy being comfortable and eating whatever the hell I like. It's a big thing for me, just having the freedom to be able to do that. Channing Tatum

Good, Enjoy, Big

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. Dan Castellaneta

Solution, Now, Temporary

Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs. Dwight D. Eisenhower

Hot Dogs, Some, Had

I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer. Johnny Damon

Right Way, Drinking, Gaining

I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror. Sid Vicious

Love, Mirror, Been

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. Frank Zappa

Country, Some, Very

The basic thing a man should know is how to change a tyre and how to drive a tractor. Whatever that bearded dude is doing on the Dos Equis beer commercials sets the bar. That's your guy. Every man should be aiming to be like him. The beard is just the tip of the iceberg. Timothy Olyphant

Doing, Tip Of The Iceberg

Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime! Bill Owen

Give, Waste, Hour

Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer. Tom T. Hall

Explain, Fact, Costs

I just want to tailgate, drink beer, and hang out in the middle of nowhere in a pick-up truck. That's my ideal date. Ronda Rousey

Date, Hang, Middle

There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea. Gary Snyder

There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others. Billy Carter

Bad, Better, Some

I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch, but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who didn't shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on. Mads Mikkelsen

Shower, Like, Smells

They who drink beer will think beer. - Washington Irving

They who drink beer will think beer. Washington Irving

Think, Drink, Will

Beer. It always seems like such a good idea at the time, doesn't it? What's worse is beer seems like an even better idea after you've had some beer. Steven Hall

Always, Some, Like

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer. Brendan Behan

Society, Which, Cheaper

My idea of working out is drinking whiskey - instead of beer. Travis Fimmel

Working, Idea, Drinking

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