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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Kinky Friedman

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Kinky Friedman

Beauty, Eye, Holder

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. Arnold Schwarzenegger

Grow, You, Milk, Drink, Grow Up, Up

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. - Henry Lawson

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. Henry Lawson

Feel, You, Way, Without, Makes, Ought

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. Dan Castellaneta

Solution, Now, Temporary

Cheerfully fessing up to our failures turns crazy mind off, humility and compassion on. I learned this in a karate dojo that had a strange tradition. Everyone there loved recounting failure stories, and after an evening of smacking one another, we'd sit and have a beer while the students swapped tales of martial arts disaster. Martha Beck

Failure, Compassion, Humility, Mind

He was a wise man who invented beer. - Unknown

He was a wise man who invented beer. Unknown

Man, Wise, Wise Man, He, Who, Invented

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Wilhelm

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. Kaiser Wilhelm

Woman, Me, World, Conquer, Will, Give

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Dave Barry

Water, Bad, Way, Without, Example, Make

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. Jack Nicholson

Best, World, Drink, Damn

I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something. Johnny Depp

Man, Looking, Old Man, Sitting, Lake

They who drink beer will think beer. - Washington Irving

They who drink beer will think beer. Washington Irving

Think, Drink, Will, Who

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. Frank Zappa

Team, Football, You, Kind, Need, Country

I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror. Sid Vicious

Love, Mirror, Only, Bottle, Been

There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others. Billy Carter

Better, Bad, Taste, Others, Some, Than

I consider myself an authority on drinking beer. Eric Bischoff

Myself, Authority, Consider, Drinking

I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer. Johnny Damon

Way, Right, Right Way, Weight, Drinking

Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs. Dwight D. Eisenhower

People, Hot, Some People, Dogs, Hot Dogs

I just want to tailgate, drink beer, and hang out in the middle of nowhere in a pick-up truck. That's my ideal date. Ronda Rousey

Truck, Want, Drink, Middle, Hang, Out

I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch, but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who didn't shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on. Mads Mikkelsen

Man, Girl, Perfume, Drink, Shower, Like

Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime! Bill Owen

Man, Teach, Waste, Give, Lifetime, Hour

I've read that the ancient Chinese art of feng shui can bring a sense of peace, well-being, and positive energy to a home - same as beer. W. Bruce Cameron

Positive, Home, Art, Peace, Energy

One of the most bitter complaints of craft brewers is that big beer wins consumers by introducing beers whose names resemble the names of actual independent beers. After New Belgium came out with a popular beer called Sunshine Wheat, MillerCoors, through its Leinenkugel brand, came out with a beer called Sunset Wheat. Elizabeth Flock

Sunshine, Sunset, Brand, New, Craft, Big

God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer. Anne Sexton

God, Voice, Soft, Brown, Full

There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea. Gary Snyder

Work, Love, Coffee, Tea, Breakfast, Dawn

Beer. It always seems like such a good idea at the time, doesn't it? What's worse is beer seems like an even better idea after you've had some beer. Steven Hall

Good, Time, Better, You, Always, Like

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer. Brendan Behan

Winter, Women, Roads, Food, Men, Society

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