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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Kinky Friedman
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Kinky Friedman
Beauty
,
Eye
,
Holder
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Grow Up
,
Grow
,
Milk
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
Henry Lawson
Feel
,
You
,
Makes
Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
Why
,
Discover
,
Will
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Kaiser Wilhelm
Woman
,
World
,
Give
My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer.
Gary Allan
Goal
,
Every Day
,
Drinking
I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.
Johnny Depp
Old
,
Porch
,
Belly
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
Jack Nicholson
Best
,
World
,
Damn
He was a wise man who invented beer.
Unknown
Man
,
Wise
,
Wise Man
I can completely lose myself into just absolutely satisfying things - a really amazing cheeseburger, a pizza, good fries, a beer. I enjoy being comfortable and eating whatever the hell I like. It's a big thing for me, just having the freedom to be able to do that.
Channing Tatum
Good
,
Enjoy
,
Big
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
Dan Castellaneta
Solution
,
Now
,
Temporary
Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Hot Dogs
,
Some
,
Had
I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer.
Johnny Damon
Right Way
,
Drinking
,
Gaining
I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.
Sid Vicious
Love
,
Mirror
,
Been
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa
Country
,
Some
,
Very
The basic thing a man should know is how to change a tyre and how to drive a tractor. Whatever that bearded dude is doing on the Dos Equis beer commercials sets the bar. That's your guy. Every man should be aiming to be like him. The beard is just the tip of the iceberg.
Timothy Olyphant
Doing
,
Tip Of The Iceberg
Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime!
Bill Owen
Give
,
Waste
,
Hour
Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer.
Tom T. Hall
Explain
,
Fact
,
Costs
I just want to tailgate, drink beer, and hang out in the middle of nowhere in a pick-up truck. That's my ideal date.
Ronda Rousey
Date
,
Hang
,
Middle
There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea.
Gary Snyder
Love
,
Tea
,
Fix
There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others.
Billy Carter
Bad
,
Better
,
Some
I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch, but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who didn't shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on.
Mads Mikkelsen
Shower
,
Like
,
Smells
They who drink beer will think beer.
Washington Irving
Think
,
Drink
,
Will
Beer. It always seems like such a good idea at the time, doesn't it? What's worse is beer seems like an even better idea after you've had some beer.
Steven Hall
Always
,
Some
,
Like
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
Brendan Behan
Society
,
Which
,
Cheaper
My idea of working out is drinking whiskey - instead of beer.
Travis Fimmel
Working
,
Idea
,
Drinking
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