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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Kinky Friedman

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Kinky Friedman

Beauty, Eye, Holder

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. Arnold Schwarzenegger

Grow, You, Drink, Milk, Grow Up, Up

He was a wise man who invented beer. - Unknown

He was a wise man who invented beer. Unknown

Wise, Man, Wise Man, He, Who, Invented

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Wilhelm

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. Kaiser Wilhelm

Woman, World, Me, Conquer, Will, Give

There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea. Gary Snyder

Work, Love, Coffee, Tea, Breakfast, Dawn

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. - Henry Lawson

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. Henry Lawson

Feel, You, Way, Without, Ought, Makes

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. Dan Castellaneta

Solution, Now, Temporary

Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer. Tom T. Hall

Hope, Me, Help, Tough, Mouth, Too Much

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. Jack Nicholson

Best, World, Drink, Damn

The difference between the Parthenon and the World Trade Center, between a French wine glass and a German beer mug, between Bach and John Philip Sousa, between Sophocles and Shakespeare, between a bicycle and a horse, though explicable by historical moment, necessity, and destiny, is before all a difference of imagination. Guy Davenport

Moment, Imagination, World, Wine, Horse

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Dave Barry

Water, Bad, Way, Without, Example, Would

They who drink beer will think beer. - Washington Irving

They who drink beer will think beer. Washington Irving

Think, Drink, Will, Who

My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer. Gary Allan

Vacation, Day, End, Gym, Every Day, Goal

Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into. Don Marquis

Cry, Prohibition, You, Want, Your, Makes

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. Frank Zappa

Football, Team, You, Country, Need, Real

I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror. Sid Vicious

Love, Mirror, Only, Bottle, Been

Under the pressure of the cares and sorrows of our mortal condition, men have at all times, and in all countries, called in some physical aid to their moral consolations - wine, beer, opium, brandy, or tobacco. Edmund Burke

Men, Wine, Pressure, Moral, Tobacco, Our

There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others. Billy Carter

Better, Bad, Others, Taste, Than, Thing

One of the most bitter complaints of craft brewers is that big beer wins consumers by introducing beers whose names resemble the names of actual independent beers. After New Belgium came out with a popular beer called Sunshine Wheat, MillerCoors, through its Leinenkugel brand, came out with a beer called Sunset Wheat. Elizabeth Flock

Sunset, Sunshine, Brand, New, Craft, Big

I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch, but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who didn't shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on. Mads Mikkelsen

Man, Girl, Perfume, Drink, Whiskey, Like

I have respect for beer. Russell Crowe

The basic thing a man should know is how to change a tyre and how to drive a tractor. Whatever that bearded dude is doing on the Dos Equis beer commercials sets the bar. That's your guy. Every man should be aiming to be like him. The beard is just the tip of the iceberg. Timothy Olyphant

Change, Man, Doing, Drive, Beard, Know

I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco. Babe Ruth

Wine, Think, Drink, Early, Whiskey

When I was a kid, there was this neighborhood beer and wine store that sold old comics for a nickel a piece. I'd load up on old books whenever we went on vacation. Yeah, I have a lot of fond memories of riding in the back of the ol' station wagon and reading 'Mystery in Space' and 'Strange Adventures' as we headed up to Torch Lake. Jim Starlin

Memories, Vacation, Space, Reading, Wine

One of sports journalism's great ironies is that covering an Olympics can be wildly unhealthy. NBC shows athletes in peak health performing on the ice and snow, but not the haggard reporters subsisting for three weeks on stadium starches, cheap beer, deadlines, and little sleep. Mary Pilon

Snow, Sports, Health, Great, Sleep, Ice

I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something. Johnny Depp

Man, Looking, Lake, Old Man, Want, Old

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