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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Kinky Friedman

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Kinky Friedman

Beauty, Eye, Holder

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. Arnold Schwarzenegger

You, Grow, Drink, Grow Up, Milk, Up

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. - Henry Lawson

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. Henry Lawson

You, Feel, Way, Without, Makes, Ought

There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea. Gary Snyder

Work, Love, Coffee, Breakfast, Tea, Dawn

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Wilhelm

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. Kaiser Wilhelm

Woman, World, Me, Conquer, Will, Give Me

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. Frank Zappa

Football, Team, You, Need, Country, Kind

I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something. Johnny Depp

Man, Looking, Lake, Sitting, Old Man

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. Dan Castellaneta

Solution, Now, Temporary

I can completely lose myself into just absolutely satisfying things - a really amazing cheeseburger, a pizza, good fries, a beer. I enjoy being comfortable and eating whatever the hell I like. It's a big thing for me, just having the freedom to be able to do that. Channing Tatum

Good, Freedom, Myself, Pizza, Amazing

He was a wise man who invented beer. - Unknown

He was a wise man who invented beer. Unknown

Man, Wise, Wise Man, Who, He, Invented

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Dave Barry

Water, Bad, Way, Without, Example

They who drink beer will think beer. - Washington Irving

They who drink beer will think beer. Washington Irving

Think, Drink, Will, Who

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. Jack Nicholson

Best, World, Drink, Damn

I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand. Charles Bronson

Look, Kind, Hand, Like, Bottle, Guy

Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer. Tom T. Hall

Hope, Help, Me, Tough, Mouth, Too Much

My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer. Gary Allan

Day, Vacation, End, Gym, Goal, Sleeping

It is a growing process. You can't just like beer. You have to start somewhere and learn the different flavors. Isaac Hanson

Start, Process, You, Growing, Learn

I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror. Sid Vicious

Love, Mirror, Bottle, Only, Been

I just want to tailgate, drink beer, and hang out in the middle of nowhere in a pick-up truck. That's my ideal date. Ronda Rousey

Truck, Drink, Want, Hang, Nowhere, Just

My idea of working out is drinking whiskey - instead of beer. Travis Fimmel

Working, Whiskey, Out, Idea, Drinking

Cheerfully fessing up to our failures turns crazy mind off, humility and compassion on. I learned this in a karate dojo that had a strange tradition. Everyone there loved recounting failure stories, and after an evening of smacking one another, we'd sit and have a beer while the students swapped tales of martial arts disaster. Martha Beck

Failure, Compassion, Humility, Mind

I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch, but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who didn't shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on. Mads Mikkelsen

Girl, Man, Perfume, Drink, Shower, Like

I definitely feel closer to the feminine side of the human being than I do the male - or the American idea of what a male is supposed to be. Just watch a beer commercial and you'll see what I mean. Kurt Cobain

American, You, Feel, See, Watch, Mean

I don't want to play stinking, beer-ridden clubs. It depresses me even thinking about that. I really hate it when you're finished with a show and you're in your dressing room with that stink of beer and sweaty girls. It brings back an ugly picture for me. I'd hate to have to do that again. Steve Jones

Hate, Thinking, Picture, Ugly, Me, You

It's really difficult working with kids and with babies because they are not cooperative subjects: they are not socialized into the idea that they should cheerfully and cooperatively give you information. They're not like undergraduates, who you can bribe with beer money or course credit. Paul Bloom

Money, Information, You, Credit, Working

Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented. Gilbert K. Chesterton

Man, Day, Walk, Road, Summer, Hot

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