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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Kinky Friedman

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Kinky Friedman

Beauty, Eye, Holder

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. Arnold Schwarzenegger

Grow, Grow Up, Milk

Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented. Gilbert K. Chesterton

Discover, Will, Why

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. - Henry Lawson

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. Henry Lawson

You, Feel, Makes

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Wilhelm

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. Kaiser Wilhelm

Woman, World, Give

My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer. Gary Allan

Goal, Every Day, Drinking

There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others. Billy Carter

Better, Bad, Some

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. Jack Nicholson

Best, World, Damn

He was a wise man who invented beer. - Unknown

He was a wise man who invented beer. Unknown

Man, Wise, Wise Man

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. Frank Zappa

Country, Some, Very

They who drink beer will think beer. - Washington Irving

They who drink beer will think beer. Washington Irving

Think, Drink, Will

Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs. Dwight D. Eisenhower

Hot Dogs, Some, Had

I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer. Johnny Damon

Right Way, Drinking, Gaining

There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea. Gary Snyder

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Dave Barry

Bad, Ingredient, Hydrogen

I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch, but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who didn't shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on. Mads Mikkelsen

Shower, Like, Smells

I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something. Johnny Depp

Porch, Old, Belly

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. Dan Castellaneta

Solution, Temporary, Now

Cheerfully fessing up to our failures turns crazy mind off, humility and compassion on. I learned this in a karate dojo that had a strange tradition. Everyone there loved recounting failure stories, and after an evening of smacking one another, we'd sit and have a beer while the students swapped tales of martial arts disaster. Martha Beck

Humility, Students, Another

Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion. Alice Cooper

Rebellion, Drinking, Your

Rugby is great. The players don't wear helmets or padding; they just beat the living daylights out of each other and then go for a beer. I love that. Joe Theismann

Love, Living, Other

I just want to tailgate, drink beer, and hang out in the middle of nowhere in a pick-up truck. That's my ideal date. Ronda Rousey

Middle, Date, Hang

Beer. It always seems like such a good idea at the time, doesn't it? What's worse is beer seems like an even better idea after you've had some beer. Steven Hall

Some, Always, Like

I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand. Charles Bronson

Kind, Guy, Like

I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy. Emo Philips

Bar, Getting, Quite

The difference between the Parthenon and the World Trade Center, between a French wine glass and a German beer mug, between Bach and John Philip Sousa, between Sophocles and Shakespeare, between a bicycle and a horse, though explicable by historical moment, necessity, and destiny, is before all a difference of imagination. Guy Davenport

Destiny, Bicycle, German

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