Yakov Smirnoff - Laughter is the shortest distance between...

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

Biography

Author Profession: Comedian

Nationality: Russian

Born: January 24, 1951

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Steven Wright, Groucho Marx, George Carlin, Rodney Dangerfield, Mitch Hedberg, Josh Billings, Robin Williams, W. C. Fields

Topics

Between, Distance, Laughter, People, Shortest, Shortest Distance, Two, Two People

Quotes to Explore

I fed my ego, but not my soul.

Soul Ego My Soul Fed

I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.

Love Believe Laughter I Believe

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.

Laughter Language Connection Same

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.

Men Waiting Prison Punishment

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.

You Back Two Turn

Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.

Love Love Is Falling In Love Year

Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year. That's why you need a strong line of communication... which includes laughter.

Love Communication You Love Is

It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.

Heart Spirit Size Human

My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.

Love Freedom Father Welcome

We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales.

Teacher Feel Nobody Live

In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.

Today Society Sometimes Balance

People in Tulsa are totally friendly; the crowds are very nice.

People Nice Friendly Very

When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.

Laughter Person Being Needs

I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.

Love Good Time Believe

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