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Groucho Marx Quotes

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. - Groucho Marx

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Biography

Author Profession: Comedian

Nationality: American

Born: October 2, 1895

Died: August 19, 1977

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Steven Wright, Robin Williams, Rodney Dangerfield, George Carlin, W. C. Fields, Mitch Hedberg, Joan Rivers, Lucille Ball

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Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. Elbert Hubbard

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To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. - Reba McEntire

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. Reba McEntire

Life, Funny, Succeed

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. - Tallulah Bankhead

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. Tallulah Bankhead

Life, Funny, Mistakes

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. - Abraham Lincoln

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. Abraham Lincoln

Funny, Good, Man

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Jim Carrey

Funny, Great, Eyes

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. Chris Rock

Life, Funny, Food

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. George Burns

Funny, Family, Happiness

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill

Funny, Morning, Drunk

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. - Margaret Mead

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Margaret Mead

Funny, Remember, Unique

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. Anthony Burgess

Funny, Alone, Sleep

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. - Fred Allen

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Fred Allen

Funny, People, Long

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. - Will Rogers

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. Will Rogers

Funny, Humor, Long

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Mitch Hedberg

Funny, Water, Plants

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. Henny Youngman

Funny, Morning, Sleep

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