Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.

Joan Rivers

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Author Profession: Comedian
Nationality: American
Born: June 8, 1933
Died: September 4, 2014

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