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Annoy Quotes
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Fred Allen
Biography
Author Profession:
Comedian
Nationality:
American
Born:
May 31
, 1894
Died:
March 17
, 1956
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Annoy
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Long
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Me
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Taken
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Walks
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Quotes to Explore
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
Fred Allen
Technology
,
Television
,
Well Done
,
Done
A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
Fred Allen
Together
,
People
,
Gathering
,
Done
,
Who
I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.
Fred Allen
Amazing
,
My Own
,
Play
,
Own
,
Only
,
Little
Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
Fred Allen
Men
,
Group
,
Done
,
Nothing
,
Committee
It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.
Fred Allen
Love
,
Goals
,
Achievement
,
World
,
Go
A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.
Fred Allen
Group
,
Committee
,
Unnecessary
,
Unwilling
If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.
Fred Allen
Back
,
Race
,
Human
,
Get
,
Human Race
,
Fee
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
Fred Allen
Good
,
Man
,
Hanging
,
He
,
Who
,
Too
Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.
Fred Allen
Talent
,
Long
,
Someone
,
Will
,
Else
A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Fred Allen
Life
,
Glasses
,
Famous
,
Dark
,
Person
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
Fred Allen
Me
,
Bottle
,
Than
,
Front
,
Rather
,
Full
Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
Fred Allen
Failure
,
Sunday
,
Church
,
Wild
,
Week
,
Go
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
Fred Allen
Heart
,
Fly
,
Fruit
,
You
,
Place
,
Enough
I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
Fred Allen
Want
,
Own
,
Anything
,
Fit
,
Coffin
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