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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. - Fred Allen

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Biography

Author Profession: Comedian

Nationality: American

Born: May 31, 1894

Died: March 17, 1956

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Related Authors

George Carlin, Steven Wright, Groucho Marx, Rodney Dangerfield, Robin Williams, W. C. Fields, Mitch Hedberg, P. J. O'Rourke

Topics

Annoy, Like, Long, Me, People, Taken, Walks, Who

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Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. Fred Allen

Technology, Television, Well Done, Done

A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done. Fred Allen

Together, People, Gathering, Done, Who

I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement. Fred Allen

Amazing, My Own, Play, Own, Only, Little

Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done. Fred Allen

Men, Group, Done, Nothing, Committee

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals. Fred Allen

Love, Goals, Achievement, World, Go

A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary. Fred Allen

Group, Committee, Unnecessary, Unwilling

If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race. Fred Allen

Back, Race, Human, Get, Human Race, Fee

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. Fred Allen

Good, Man, Hanging, He, Who, Too

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent. Fred Allen

Talent, Long, Someone, Will, Else

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. Fred Allen

Life, Glasses, Famous, Dark, Person

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy. Fred Allen

Me, Bottle, Than, Front, Rather, Full

Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. Fred Allen

Failure, Sunday, Church, Wild, Week, Go

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart. Fred Allen

Heart, Fly, Fruit, You, Place, Enough

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin. Fred Allen

Want, Own, Anything, Fit, Coffin

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