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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. - Fred Allen

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Biography

Author Profession: Comedian

Nationality: American

Born: May 31, 1894

Died: March 17, 1956

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Topics

Annoy, Like, Long, Me, People, Taken, Walks, Who

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A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done. Fred Allen

Together, People, Done, Nothing, Decide

I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement. Fred Allen

Amazing, Play, My Own, Own, Instrument

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. Fred Allen

Technology, Well Done, Television, Done

Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done. Fred Allen

Men, Group, Done, Nothing, Committee

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. Fred Allen

Day, College, Law, Graduation, Back, Got

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better. Fred Allen

Good, Better, Will, Star, Press, Even

Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. Fred Allen

Failure, Sunday, Church, Week, Wild, Go

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission. Fred Allen

Business, Advertising, Confusion, Agency

The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi. Fred Allen

Paris, Taxi, First, Visitor, Strikes

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. Fred Allen

Life, Famous, Glasses, Dark, Person

An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt. Fred Allen

Lose, You, Laundry, Tax, Way, Like

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals. Fred Allen

Love, Goals, Achievement, World, Go

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done. Fred Allen

People, Group, Done, Nothing, Meet, Who

A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on. Fred Allen

Man, Woman, Gentleman, Hat, Hit, Who

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