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There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
Chris Rock
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Author Profession:
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Born:
February 7
, 1965
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I have my own demons and dark moods. It's weird.
Chris Rock
Weird
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Dark
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Demons
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My Own
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Own
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Moods
Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.
Chris Rock
Gun
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Innocent
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Think
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Control
,
Need
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
Chris Rock
Life
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Stupidity
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Wish
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Sometimes
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Way
You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
Chris Rock
Government
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You
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Pay
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Taxes
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Take
When I do stand-up, I'm basically doing a one-man show.
Chris Rock
Doing
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Show
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One-Man
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Stand-Up
When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy, because 'sacrifice' infers that there was something better to do than being with your children.
Chris Rock
Children
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Crazy
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People
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Look
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Sacrifice
Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.
Chris Rock
Time
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Happy
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People
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You
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Understand
A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material.
Chris Rock
Work
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You
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Place
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Comedy
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Trying
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Club
A man is only as faithful as his options.
Chris Rock
Man
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Faithful
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Only
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His
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Options
Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whole world.
Chris Rock
Children
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Fun
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World
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Care
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Realize
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Now
Every now and then I'm in a situation where someone doesn't recognize me, and I experience racism. Things like not being buzzed into a store or sitting in first class on a plane and having someone ask to see my ticket four times.
Chris Rock
Racism
,
Experience
,
Me
,
Situation
,
Class
You can only offend me if you mean something to me.
Chris Rock
Me
,
You
,
Only
,
Something
,
Mean
,
Offend
Being with my kids is the best, most fun thing; it's a privilege.
Chris Rock
Best
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Fun
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Privilege
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Being
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Most
,
Kids
Anything you can suck at should make you nervous.
Chris Rock
You
,
Nervous
,
Anything
,
Make
,
Should
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