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There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

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There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Biography

Author Profession: Comedian

Born: February 7, 1965

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Related Authors

George Carlin, Steven Wright, Groucho Marx, Rodney Dangerfield, Robin Williams, W. C. Fields, Mitch Hedberg, Lucille Ball

Topics

Compliments, Food, Life, Need, Only, Things, Three, Water, Women

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I have my own demons and dark moods. It's weird. Chris Rock

Weird, Dark, Demons, My Own, Own, Moods

Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders. Chris Rock

Gun, Innocent, Think, Control, Need

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity. Chris Rock

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You don't pay taxes - they take taxes. Chris Rock

Government, You, Pay, Taxes, Take

When I do stand-up, I'm basically doing a one-man show. Chris Rock

Doing, Show, One-Man, Stand-Up

When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy, because 'sacrifice' infers that there was something better to do than being with your children. Chris Rock

Children, Crazy, People, Look, Sacrifice

Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time. Chris Rock

Time, Happy, People, You, Understand

A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material. Chris Rock

Work, You, Place, Comedy, Trying, Club

A man is only as faithful as his options. Chris Rock

Man, Faithful, Only, His, Options

Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whole world. Chris Rock

Children, Fun, World, Care, Realize, Now

Every now and then I'm in a situation where someone doesn't recognize me, and I experience racism. Things like not being buzzed into a store or sitting in first class on a plane and having someone ask to see my ticket four times. Chris Rock

Racism, Experience, Me, Situation, Class

You can only offend me if you mean something to me. Chris Rock

Me, You, Only, Something, Mean, Offend

Being with my kids is the best, most fun thing; it's a privilege. Chris Rock

Best, Fun, Privilege, Being, Most, Kids

Anything you can suck at should make you nervous. Chris Rock

You, Nervous, Anything, Make, Should

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