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There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

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There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Biography

Author Profession: Comedian

Born: February 7, 1965

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Related Authors

Steven Wright, George Carlin, Groucho Marx, Robin Williams, Rodney Dangerfield, W. C. Fields, Mitch Hedberg, Joan Rivers

Topics

Compliments, Food, Life, Need, Only, Things, Three, Water, Women

Quotes to Explore

I have my own demons and dark moods. It's weird. Chris Rock

Demons, Weird, Dark, My Own, Own, Moods

Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders. Chris Rock

Gun, Control, Think, Need, Innocent

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity. Chris Rock

Life, Stupidity, Wish, Messed Up, Way

My first year on 'SNL', I made $90,000 dollars. And I bought a red Corvette for $45,000 dollars. I'm thinking, 'I've got 45 grand left!' Taxes didn't even come into my equation. At the end of the first year of making 90 grand I was 25, 30 in the hole. We live in this baller, spend-money culture. Chris Rock

Culture, Live, Red, Thinking, End, Year

There's some downsides to being famous, which are not even worth mentioning. But to combat the bad sides of being famous, you really should take advantage of the good sides. The good sides are, you can use that fame to get projects you might not normally get. Chris Rock

Good, Famous, You, Worth, Bad, Fame

A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage. Chris Rock

Marriage, Great, Humor, Long, Way, Sense

If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty. Chris Rock

Woman, She, You, Looks, Damn, Sixteen

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them. Chris Rock

Job, Movies, Look, Falling, Now, White

Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes. Chris Rock

Life, You, Movies, Like, Get, Really

When I do stand-up, I'm basically doing a one-man show. Chris Rock

Doing, Show, One-Man, Basically

Hollywood's just not funny. Chris Rock

Funny, Hollywood, Just

I realized with Broadway everything written for black people is usually written in the past, and I'm kind of a contemporary guy. I don't think you want to see me in 'Raisin in the Sun'. Chris Rock

Past, Sun, Me, People, Black, Think

Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special. Chris Rock

Loser, Special, Person, Halloween, Own

The thing that surprised me the most is just how much money women that weren't rich were paying for their hair. When you're in a beauty parlor in Harlem next to abandoned buildings and somebody's paying five grand for a weave, that's a bit much. Chris Rock

Beauty, Women, Money, Me, Hair, Rich

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