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There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

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There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Biography

Author Profession: Comedian

Born: February 7, 1966

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Related Authors

Steven Wright, Robin Williams, George Carlin, Rodney Dangerfield, Groucho Marx, Mitch Hedberg, W. C. Fields, Joan Rivers

Topics

Compliments, Food, Life, Need, Only, Things, Three, Water, Women

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