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People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.
Carrot Top
Biography
Author Profession:
Comedian
Nationality:
American
Born:
February 25
, 1967
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I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't.
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Sexy
You
Long
Look
When I was younger I always thought, 'If I were ever a comedian I'd make it like a rock concert.' I wanted to generate that type of enthusiasm and excitement.
Carrot Top
Thought
Always
Rock
Concert
I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.
Carrot Top
Me
Cooking
Woman
Dinner
I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.
Carrot Top
Love
Hurt
Bridge
Jump
The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.
Carrot Top
Blessing
I Am
Everyone
Who
Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good and wouldn't come back curly.'
Carrot Top
Good
Day
Look
Hair
I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics.
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Success
People
Think
Something
In movies, you don't get reactions: Live, when you do a joke, you know in a second whether it's good or bad. But in a movie, since no one is allowed to laugh or do anything, when you're done with a scene, you're left asking, 'Was that funny?'
Carrot Top
Funny
Good
You
Laugh
I do go through a mini depression because one minute there are people yelling and screaming for me on stage and the next I'm at home and it's dead quiet. So it takes a while to come down.
Carrot Top
Depression
Me
Home
People
Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.
Carrot Top
Me
People
Thought
More
I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.
Carrot Top
Thought
Always
Interesting
Marketing
I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself.
Carrot Top
Character
You
Yourself
Think
It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.
Carrot Top
Nature
Success
People
Hate
It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.
Carrot Top
Dating
Weird
Wish
Bad
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