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Comedian Quotes

Author Birth - Death
Abbi Jacobson 1984 -
Adam DeVine 1983 -
Al Yankovic 1959 -
Alan King 1927 - 2004
Alexei Sayle 1952 -
Amy Poehler 1971 -
Andy Kindler 1956 -
Andy Milonakis 1976 -
Andy Samberg 1978 -
Anjelah Johnson 1982 -
Arabella Weir 1957 -
Arthur Smith 1954 -
Aziz Ansari 1983 -
Ben Stiller 1965 -
Bill Burr 1968 -
Bill Engvall 1957 -
Bill Hicks 1961 - 1994
Bill Maher 1956 -
Billy Connolly 1942 -
Billy Crystal 1947 -
Billy Eichner 1978 -
Bo Burnham 1990 -
Bob Hope 1903 - 2003
Bob Newhart 1929 -
Carrot Top 1967 -
Cheech Marin 1946 -
Chelsea Handler 1975 -
Chevy Chase 1943 -
Chris Hardwick 1971 -
Chris Lilley 1974 -
Chris Rock 1966 -
Colin Quinn 1959 -
Craig Ferguson 1962 -
Cristela Alonzo 1979 -
Dan Aykroyd 1952 -
Dana Carvey 1955 -
Dane Cook 1972 -
Danny McBride 1976 -
Dave Chappelle 1973 -
David Letterman 1947 -
David Steinberg 1942 -
Dawn French 1957 -
Deirdre O'Kane 1970 -
Demetri Martin 1973 -
Dennis Miller 1953 -
Dick Gregory 1932 -
Don Rickles 1926 - 2017
Dylan Moran 1971 -
Ed Helms 1974 -
Eddie Izzard 1962 -
Eddie Murphy 1961 -
Elayne Boosler 1952 -
Ellen DeGeneres 1958 -
Emo Philips 1956 -
Eric Idle 1943 -
Flip Wilson 1933 - 1998
Franchesca Ramsey 1983 -
Fred Allen 1894 - 1956
Fred Armisen 1966 -
Fred Willard 1939 -
Gabriel Iglesias 1976 -
Gad Elmaleh 1971 -
Garry Shandling 1949 - 2016
George Burns 1896 - 1996
George Carlin 1937 - 2008
George Lopez 1961 -
Gilbert Gottfried 1955 -
GloZell 1972 -
Greg Behrendt 1963 -
Groucho Marx 1895 - 1977
Hannah Gadsby 1978 -
Hannibal Buress 1983 -
Henny Youngman 1906 - 1998
Howie Mandel 1955 -
Jack Dee 1962 -
Jack Whitehall 1988 -
Janeane Garofalo 1964 -
Jasper Carrott 1945 -
Jay Leno 1950 -
Jay London -
Jeff Foxworthy 1958 -
Jeff Garlin 1962 -
Jeff Ross 1965 -
Jen Kirkman 1974 -
Jennifer Saunders 1958 -
Jenny Eclair 1960 -
Jerry Lewis 1926 -
Jerry Seinfeld 1954 -
Jessica Williams 1989 -
Jill Soloway 1965 -
Jim Carrey 1962 -
Jim Gaffigan 1966 -
Jimmy Carr 1972 -
Jimmy Fallon 1974 -
Jo Brand 1957 -
Joan Rivers 1933 - 2014
Joe Rogan 1967 -
John Hodgman 1971 -
John Mulaney 1982 -
John Oliver 1977 -
Johnny Vegas 1971 -
Josh Billings 1818 - 1885
Judy Gold 1962 -
Julia Davis 1966 -
Julian Barratt 1968 -
Katherine Ryan 1983 -
Kathy Griffin 1961 -
Keenen Ivory Wayans 1958 -
Kenan Thompson 1978 -
Kevin James 1965 -
Kevin Nealon 1953 -
Kumail Nanjiani 1978 -
Kurt Braunohler -
Larry the Cable Guy 1963 -
Larry Wilmore 1961 -
Les Dawson 1933 - 1993
Leslie Jones 1967 -
Lewis Black 1948 -
Lilly Singh 1988 -
Lisa Lampanelli 1961 -
Loni Love 1971 -
Louis C. K. 1967 -
Lucille Ball 1911 - 1989
Marcus Brigstocke 1973 -
Margaret Cho 1968 -
Maria Bamford 1970 -
Maz Jobrani 1972 -
Mel Brooks 1926 -
Michael Ian Black 1971 -
Michael Palin 1943 -
Michelle Wolf 1985 -
Mike Birbiglia 1978 -
Mike Epps 1970 -
Mike Myers 1963 -
Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005
Niecy Nash 1970 -
Nikki Glaser 1984 -
Norman Wisdom 1915 -
P. J. O'Rourke 1947 -
Pat Paulsen 1927 - 1997
Patrice O'Neal 1969 - 2011
Patton Oswalt 1969 -
Paul Lynde 1926 - 1982
Paul Merton 1957 -
Paul Mooney 1941 -
Paul O'Grady 1955 -
Paula Poundstone 1959 -
Pauly Shore 1968 -
Phoebe Robinson 1984 -
Phyllis Diller 1917 - 2012
Rachel Dratch 1966 -
Reggie Watts 1972 -
Retta -
Rhys Darby 1974 -
Richard Belzer 1944 -
Richard Lewis 1947 -
Rita Rudner 1955 -
Rob Corddry 1971 -
Robert Benchley 1889 - 1945
Robert Webb 1972 -
Robin Williams 1951 - 2014
Rodney Dangerfield 1921 - 2004
Ron White 1956 -
Ronnie Corbett 1930 -
Rory Bremner 1961 -
Rosie O'Donnell 1962 -
Rowan Atkinson 1956 -
Russell Peters 1970 -
Sam Kinison 1953 - 1992
Sanjeev Bhaskar 1963 -
Sarah Silverman 1970 -
Scott Thompson 1959 -
Sebastian Maniscalco 1973 -
Seth Meyers 1973 -
Spike Milligan 1918 - 2002
Stella Young 1982 - 2014
Stephen Colbert 1964 -
Stephen Fry 1957 -
Steve Coogan 1965 -
Steve Martin 1945 -
Steven Wright 1955 -
Stewart Lee 1968 -
Tig Notaro 1971 -
Tim Allen 1953 -
Tim Vine 1967 -
Tina Fey 1970 -
Todd Barry 1964 -
Tom Shadyac 1958 -
Tracey Ullman 1959 -
Trevor Noah 1984 -
Vicki Lawrence 1949 -
Victoria Jackson 1959 -
Vir Das 1979 -
W. C. Fields 1880 - 1946
W. Kamau Bell 1973 -
Wanda Sykes 1964 -
Will Ferrell 1967 -
Wyatt Cenac 1976 -
Yakov Smirnoff 1951 -
Zach Anner 1984 -