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Comedian Quotes

Author Birth - Death
Al Yankovic 1959 -
Alan King 1927 - 2004
Alexei Sayle 1952 -
Amy Poehler 1971 -
Amy Schumer 1981 -
Andrew Dice Clay 1957 -
Andy Kaufman 1949 - 1984
Andy Kindler 1956 -
Andy Milonakis 1976 -
Andy Samberg 1978 -
Anthony Jeselnik 1978 -
Arthur Guiterman 1871 - 1943
Arthur Smith 1954 -
Aziz Ansari 1983 -
Ben Elton 1959 -
Ben Stiller 1965 -
Benny Hill 1924 - 1992
Bill Burr 1968 -
Bill Cosby 1937 -
Bill Engvall 1957 -
Bill Hicks 1961 - 1994
Bill Maher 1956 -
Billy Connolly 1942 -
Billy Crystal 1947 -
Billy Eichner 1978 -
Bo Burnham 1990 -
Bob Hope 1903 - 2003
Bob Newhart 1929 -
Bruce Vilanch 1948 -
Carrot Top 1967 -
Cecily Strong 1984 -
Cheech Marin 1946 -
Chelsea Handler 1975 -
Chevy Chase 1943 -
Chris D'Elia 1980 -
Chris Farley 1964 - 1997
Chris Hardwick 1971 -
Chris Lilley 1974 -
Chris Rock 1966 -
Colin Quinn 1959 -
Craig Ferguson 1962 -
Cristela Alonzo 1979 -
Dan Aykroyd 1952 -
Dana Carvey 1955 -
Dane Cook 1972 -
Daniel Tosh 1975 -
Danny McBride 1976 -
Darrell Hammond 1955 -
Dave Attell 1965 -
Dave Chappelle 1973 -
David Letterman 1947 -
David Steinberg 1942 -
Dawn French 1957 -
Demetri Martin 1973 -
Dennis Miller 1953 -
Dick Gregory 1932 -
Don Rickles 1926 -
Dylan Moran 1971 -
Eddie Izzard 1962 -
Eddie Murphy 1961 -
Elayne Boosler 1952 -
Ellen DeGeneres 1958 -
Emo Philips 1956 -
Eric Idle 1943 -
Flip Wilson 1933 - 1998
Fred Allen 1894 - 1956
Fred Armisen 1966 -
Gabriel Iglesias 1976 -
Garry Shandling 1949 - 2016
George Burns 1896 - 1996
George Carlin 1937 - 2008
George Gobel 1919 - 1991
George Lopez 1961 -
Gilbert Gottfried 1955 -
Gilda Radner 1946 - 1989
Grace Helbig 1985 -
Greg Behrendt 1963 -
Greg Giraldo 1965 - 2010
Groucho Marx 1895 - 1977
Hannibal Buress 1983 -
Harpo Marx 1888 - 1964
Henny Youngman 1906 - 1998
Howie Mandel 1955 -
Jack Benny 1894 - 1974
Jack Dee 1962 -
Jack Whitehall 1988 -
Jackie Mason 1931 -
Janeane Garofalo 1964 -
Jay Leno 1950 -
Jay London -
Jeff Foxworthy 1958 -
Jen Kirkman 1974 -
Jennifer Saunders 1958 -
Jenny Eclair 1960 -
Jerry Lewis 1926 -
Jerry Seinfeld 1954 -
Jill Soloway 1965 -
Jim Carrey 1962 -
Jim Gaffigan 1966 -
Jimmy Carr 1972 -
Jimmy Durante 1893 - 1980
Jimmy Fallon 1974 -
Jo Brand 1957 -
Joan Rivers 1933 - 2014
Joe E. Lewis -
Joe Rogan 1967 -
Joel McHale 1971 -
John Belushi 1949 - 1982
John Hodgman 1971 -
John Mulaney 1982 -
John Oliver 1977 -
Johnny Carson 1925 - 2005
Johnny Vegas 1971 -
Jonathan Winters 1925 - 2013
Josh Billings 1818 - 1885
Joy Behar 1942 -
Judy Gold 1962 -
Julian Clary 1959 -
Kathy Griffin 1961 -
Kevin James 1965 -
Larry the Cable Guy 1963 -
Laura Kightlinger 1969 -
Lenny Bruce 1925 - 1966
Les Dawson 1933 - 1993
Lewis Black 1948 -
Lilly Singh 1988 -
Loni Love 1971 -
Louis C. K. 1967 -
Lucille Ball 1911 - 1989
Margaret Cho 1968 -
Maria Bamford 1970 -
Mario Cantone 1959 -
Martin Lawrence 1965 -
Mel Brooks 1926 -
Michael Ian Black 1971 -
Michael Palin 1943 -
Mike Birbiglia 1978 -
Mike Myers 1963 -
Milton Berle 1908 - 2002
Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005
Mort Sahl 1927 -
Nasim Pedrad 1981 -
Niecy Nash 1970 -
P. J. O'Rourke 1947 -
Pat Paulsen 1927 - 1997
Patrice O'Neal 1969 - 2011
Patton Oswalt 1969 -
Paul Lynde 1926 - 1982
Paul Merton 1957 -
Paul Mooney 1941 -
Paul O'Grady 1955 -
Paula Poundstone 1959 -
Pauly Shore 1968 -
Phyllis Diller 1917 - 2012
Randy Newman 1943 -
Red Skelton 1913 - 1997
Reggie Watts 1972 -
Rhys Darby 1974 -
Rita Rudner 1955 -
Robert Benchley 1889 - 1945
Robert Webb 1972 -
Robin Williams 1952 - 2014
Rodney Dangerfield 1921 - 2004
Ron Funches 1983 -
Ron White 1956 -
Rory Bremner 1961 -
Rosie O'Donnell 1962 -
Rowan Atkinson 1956 -
Russell Brand 1975 -
Russell Peters 1970 -
Sam Kinison 1953 - 1992
Samantha Bee 1969 -
Sarah Silverman 1970 -
Scott Thompson 1959 -
Sebastian Maniscalco 1973 -
Seth Meyers 1973 -
Spike Milligan 1918 - 2002
Stella Young 1982 - 2014
Stephen Colbert 1964 -
Stephen Fry 1957 -
Steve Coogan 1965 -
Steve Martin 1945 -
Steven Wright 1955 -
Tim Allen 1953 -
Tim Vine 1967 -
Tina Fey 1970 -
Todd Barry 1964 -
Tom Shadyac 1958 -
Tom Smothers 1937 -
Tommy Cooper 1921 - 1984
Tommy Davidson 1963 -
Tracey Ullman 1959 -
Trevor Noah 1984 -
Victoria Wood 1953 -
Vir Das 1979 -
W. C. Fields 1880 - 1946
Wanda Sykes 1964 -
Will Ferrell 1967 -
Yakov Smirnoff 1951 -
Ze Frank 1972 -

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