Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be; that's stupid. So be yourself.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.
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