Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be; that's stupid. So be yourself.
We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.
W. H. Auden
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
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