A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be; that's stupid. So be yourself.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
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