If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
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