I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
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