I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.
In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
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