In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.
If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
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