It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
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