It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
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