There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
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