If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time... I think I’ve forgotten this before.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
What's another word for Thesaurus?
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
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