If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
What's another word for Thesaurus?
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
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