Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
What a nice night for an evening.
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
What's another word for Thesaurus?
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
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