I just love dogs, and there really is no better companion than an animal.
Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
I have too many credit cards. You know what happened? Someone stole one and I didn't notice. I noticed when I got that bill. Whoa! It was so much less! I'm letting him keep it. I'm saving money!
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
I'm a very simple person. I'm very shallow. Shallow, simple, easily pleased: that's me.
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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