Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.
I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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