I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.
The last thing I'd learn, well into my career, was how to get on, how to say hello, how to get in with the audience.
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
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