A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.
I wanted to become me, totally me. The more me, the better. I instinctively knew this and I was right.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
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