I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.
My own laugh is the real thing and I've had it all my life.
You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.
Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
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