Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
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