My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
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