The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
I was not an attractive child. When I didn't use my Girl Scouts uniform as a uniform, I used it as a tent.
Never floss with a stranger.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
I'm in nobody's circle, I've always been an outsider.
Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.
Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I'm being funny, but I'm reminding you of other things. Life is tough, darling. Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything; otherwise, we're going down the tube.
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
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