The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody's guess.
Laughter need not be cut out of anything, since it improves everything.
Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that can happen to a man.
The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.
It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.
All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.
A drawing is always dragged down to the level of its caption.
There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.
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