It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.
H. L. Mencken
God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong.
Legend: A lie that has attained the dignity of age.
Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.
A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.
On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
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