Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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