I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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