I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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