My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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