A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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