I can only assume that your editorial writer tripped over the First Amendment and thought it was the office cat.
E. B. White
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
The world is full of people who have never, since childhood, met an open doorway with an open mind.
I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent less time proving that he can outwit Nature and more time tasting her sweetness and respecting her seniority.
We should all do what, in the long run, gives us joy, even if it is only picking grapes or sorting the laundry.
It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
Be obscure clearly.
A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handy man with a sense of humus.
Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.
Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts.
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