A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself.
A demagogue is a person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage the country.
Writing a book of poetry is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.
By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing.
A hypocrite is a person who - but who isn't?
Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.
It takes all sorts of people to make the underworld.
Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.
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