An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it.
Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.
A hypocrite is a person who - but who isn't?
Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.
I have often noticed that ancestors never boast of the descendants who boast of ancestors. I would rather start a family than finish one. Blood will tell, but often it tells too much.
The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.
By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'
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