I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.
Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there.
My mom and dad passed away from cancer. Within nine months, I lost both of my folks. Immediately after that, I had a horrible betrayal where my brother, who worked for me, stole a lot of my money. He's in jail now.
I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.
We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments.
My mother had a lot of phobias. She's pregnant with me and she was a very phobic person. So I was born into phobia, basically.
I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'
When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer.
I'm a late-night guy.
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