Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'.
Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.
Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain.
Life could be wonderful if people would leave you alone.
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles.
A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.
To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!
A tramp, a gentleman, a poet, a dreamer, a lonely fellow, always hopeful of romance and adventure.
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
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