Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
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