A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
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