I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
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