Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
Insurance - an ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to enjoy the comfortable conviction that he is beating the man who keeps the table.
To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
Edible - good to eat and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
Optimism - the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
Politeness, n: The most acceptable hypocrisy.
Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
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