Yogi Berra Quotes - BrainyQuote

American - Baseball Player May 12, 1925 - September 22, 2015

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else. - Yogi Berra

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else. Yogi Berra

Brainy Wind Know

If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be. - Yogi Berra

If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be. Yogi Berra

Wisdom World Perfect

It ain't over till it's over. - Yogi Berra

It ain't over till it's over. Yogi Berra

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. - Yogi Berra

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. Yogi Berra

Practice Difference Theory

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. Yogi Berra

Food Better Enough

You can observe a lot by just watching. - Yogi Berra

You can observe a lot by just watching. Yogi Berra

Watching Observe Just

The future ain't what it used to be. - Yogi Berra

The future ain't what it used to be. Yogi Berra

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded. - Yogi Berra

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded. Yogi Berra

Nobody Crowded Anymore

Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical. - Yogi Berra

Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical. Yogi Berra

Baseball Half Physical

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there. Yogi Berra

Know Careful Where

Top 10
Yogi Berra
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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. - Yogi Berra

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. Yogi Berra

Always People Go

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too. - Yogi Berra

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too. Yogi Berra

Love Good Love Is

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. Yogi Berra

It gets late early out there. - Yogi Berra

It gets late early out there. Yogi Berra

It's like deja-vu, all over again. - Yogi Berra

It's like deja-vu, all over again. Yogi Berra

Again Like Over

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em. - Yogi Berra

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em. Yogi Berra

People Nobody Stop

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question. - Yogi Berra

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question. Yogi Berra

Tired Wish I Wish

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. - Yogi Berra

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. Yogi Berra

Funny Worth Dime

It ain't the heat, it's the humility. - Yogi Berra

It ain't the heat, it's the humility. Yogi Berra

If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them? - Yogi Berra

If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them? Yogi Berra

People Stop Want

You can observe a lot by watching. - Yogi Berra

You can observe a lot by watching. Yogi Berra

Wisdom Watching Observe

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious. - Yogi Berra

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious. Yogi Berra

Plate Sides Both Sides

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much. - Yogi Berra

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much. Yogi Berra

Impossible Conversation Too Much

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em. - Yogi Berra

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em. Yogi Berra

People Know Some People

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets. - Yogi Berra

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets. Yogi Berra

Good Parents Baseball

I never said most of the things I said. - Yogi Berra

I never said most of the things I said. Yogi Berra

Funny Never Things

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true. - Yogi Berra

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true. Yogi Berra

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you. - Yogi Berra

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you. Yogi Berra

Sports Beaten Won

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. - Yogi Berra

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. Yogi Berra

Pair up in threes. - Yogi Berra

Pair up in threes. Yogi Berra

I never said half the things I said. - Yogi Berra

I never said half the things I said. Yogi Berra

Never Things Half

We made too many wrong mistakes. - Yogi Berra

We made too many wrong mistakes. Yogi Berra

Mistakes Wrong Made

You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go. - Yogi Berra

You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go. Yogi Berra

Home Timing Swing

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer. - Yogi Berra

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer. Yogi Berra

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting. - Yogi Berra

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting. Yogi Berra

Hitting Slump Just

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase. - Yogi Berra

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase. Yogi Berra

Thick Close Could

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary. - Yogi Berra

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary. Yogi Berra

Day Everyone Want

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours. - Yogi Berra

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours. Yogi Berra

Always People Go

Even Napoleon had his Watergate. - Yogi Berra

Even Napoleon had his Watergate. Yogi Berra

Funny Watergate Even

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. Yogi Berra

Walk School Buy

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face. - Yogi Berra

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face. Yogi Berra

Face Never Ugly

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself? Yogi Berra

Change Myself Blame

I tell the kids, somebody's gotta win, somebody's gotta lose. Just don't fight about it. Just try to get better. Yogi Berra

Fight Better Lose

If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them. - Yogi Berra

If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them. Yogi Berra

People Nobody Stop

How can you think and hit at the same time? - Yogi Berra

How can you think and hit at the same time? Yogi Berra

Time Same Think

We have deep depth. - Yogi Berra

We have deep depth. Yogi Berra

I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life. - Yogi Berra

I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life. Yogi Berra

Life Doing Golf

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken. - Yogi Berra

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken. Yogi Berra

Stand Broken Record

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win. - Yogi Berra

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win. Yogi Berra

If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot. - Yogi Berra

If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot. Yogi Berra

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken. - Yogi Berra

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken. Yogi Berra

Always Stand Broken

In baseball, you don't know nothing. - Yogi Berra

In baseball, you don't know nothing. Yogi Berra

Nothing Know Baseball

I never figured I'd go into the Hall of Fame. A kid from the Hill. - Yogi Berra

I never figured I'd go into the Hall of Fame. A kid from the Hill. Yogi Berra

Hill Never Fame

I'm glad I was in the Navy. - Yogi Berra

I'm glad I was in the Navy. Yogi Berra

I guess I've got a smart wife. - Yogi Berra

I guess I've got a smart wife. Yogi Berra

Wife Smart Guess

Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do. - Yogi Berra

Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do. Yogi Berra

Charity Monday Almost

All pitchers are liars or crybabies. - Yogi Berra

All pitchers are liars or crybabies. Yogi Berra

I'm lucky. Usually you're dead to get your own museum, but I'm still alive to see mine. - Yogi Berra

I'm lucky. Usually you're dead to get your own museum, but I'm still alive to see mine. Yogi Berra

Your Alive Dead

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house. - Yogi Berra

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house. Yogi Berra

Wonderful House Kids

I don't like seeing myself on television. I don't like it. - Yogi Berra

I don't like seeing myself on television. I don't like it. Yogi Berra

Myself Seeing Television

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