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S. J. Perelman Quotes
American
-
Writer
February 1
, 1904 -
October 17
, 1979
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
S. J. Perelman
Living
,
Most
,
Century
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
S. J. Perelman
Love
,
Dying
,
Violin
Fate was dealing from the bottom of the deck.
S. J. Perelman
Fate
,
Dealing
,
Bottom
He bit his lip in a manner which immediately awakened my maternal sympathy, and I helped him bite it.
S. J. Perelman
Which
,
Manner
,
Immediately
The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it out like a dishtowel. You are what you are.
S. J. Perelman
Personality
,
Fact
,
Wring
I'll dispose of my teeth as I see fit, and after they've gone, I'll get along. I started off living on gruel, and by God, I can always go back to it again.
S. J. Perelman
Living
,
Always
,
Again
I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.
S. J. Perelman
Horse
,
You
,
Had
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