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My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

Mike Myers Quotes

Canadian - Comedian Born: May 25, 1963

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My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. Mike Myers

Funny, Dare, Scottish

Anyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, they are understating it. Mike Myers

Greatest, You, Fatherhood

I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly. Mike Myers

Smart, Done, Dumb

I would love to be a father. I had a great father who taught me how gratifying that is. I'm not going to deny myself that. I think I'd be good at it. Everybody wants that experience. I definitely do. Mike Myers

Love, Father, Good

Dr. Evil got shortchanged in the first one. The family dynamic between Scott and Dr. Evil - the adventures of being an evil single parent - needed to be explored. Mike Myers

Family, Evil, Parent

I came out wanting to be an actor. From my first view of the world, that's what I wanted to be. I'm made of 99 percent ham and 1 percent water. I was just cooked that way! Mike Myers

Water, World, View

When I graduated from high school, I got accepted to York University, Fine Arts film program. Mike Myers

School, High School, Fine

Justin Timberlake is the single most talented human being I've ever met in my life, and it sickens me. He is, like, 12 years old or something! He has 0 percent body fat, he is musically gifted, he has a great ear for accents, and he is hilarious. Mike Myers

Life, Great, Me

Europe is weird songs that would never make it in America. Mike Myers

America, Weird, Never

If I went by all the rejection I've had in my career, I should have given up a long time ago. Mike Myers

Time, Long, Rejection

I had done Shrek as a Canadian and I'm very proud to be Canadian, but I knew I could give more to it. Mike Myers

Proud, Done, Give

Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those James Bond movies were highly regarded. Mike Myers

Movies, Comedy, Bond

Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death. Mike Myers

Marriage, Death, Waiting

I can be described as many things, but no description of me is complete without saying 'Englishman.' My parents were from Liverpool and emigrated to Canada before I was born. Mike Myers

Parents, Me, Saying

Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more like celery as a flavour. Mike Myers

American, Canada, Like

When you're writing these things, you're in a room making each other laugh, you really have very little sense of political correctness or incorrectness. This is a question that Europe tends to ask and America doesn't. Mike Myers

America, Writing, Laugh

Well, I like how people talk. I like language. You know, Linda Richman spoke in Yiddish. Mike Myers

Language, People, Know

Verne's all about what you can do versus what you can't do. He just kept saying yes and his part kept growing. I would love to work with him in every movie. Mike Myers

Love, Work, Saying

The message of the movie is to accept who you are and not to succumb to the pressure of what the media tells you is beautiful and what you should be looking like. Mike Myers

Beautiful, Media, Pressure

So they ended up turning this little twenty eight page book into the movie. And it's all about this stinky, smelly ogre who doesn't care what anybody thinks of him. Mike Myers

Book, Care, Page

Shooting this one was kind of like a two month party, we would literally play music between takes, and other movies that were shooting on our lot would play hookey, come over and hang out and stuff. We had a great time. Mike Myers

Music, Time, Great

People ask me to record their answering machines all the time. I love it. It's a miracle to me that people want to hear back those characters. Mike Myers

Oh, you know, driving around, coming to a stop sign and an entire family, from 8 to 80, will be looking at me with that Dr. Evil look - pinkie on the mouth. Mike Myers

Family, Evil, Me

My parents would read those books to me as well but they used to make me starving when I was a kid because they were always eating ham sandwiches with the crusts off and drinking ginger beer. Mike Myers

Parents, Beer, Me

My Dad was from Liverpool, and he picked it up in the army. He'd often come out with this stuff. Mike Myers

Army, Up, Liverpool

My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly. Mike Myers

Funny, Laugh, Silly

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