Mike Myers Quotes

Canadian - Comedian Born: May 25, 1963

I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.

Smart Done Dumb Jokes

Anyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, they are understating it.

You Happen Greatest Who

Canada is a country of ingredients without a cuisine; we're a country with musicians without an indigenous instrument; Toronto's a city that doesn't even have a dish named after it.

City Musicians Country Canada

So they ended up turning this little twenty eight page book into the movie. And it's all about this stinky, smelly ogre who doesn't care what anybody thinks of him.

Book Care Page Up

I do miss Saturday Night Live, that's for sure. There's nothing like it. I just hosted, and I felt I'd only been away for a week.

Live Night Nothing Saturday

Justin Timberlake is the single most talented human being I've ever met in my life, and it sickens me. He is, like, 12 years old or something! He has 0 percent body fat, he is musically gifted, he has a great ear for accents, and he is hilarious.

Life Me Great My Life

Oh, you know, driving around, coming to a stop sign and an entire family, from 8 to 80, will be looking at me with that Dr. Evil look - pinkie on the mouth.

Family Me Look Looking

I think that Scottish people, like Canadians, are often misunderstood and what I like about my Scottish friends and relatives is how quickly it can go from love to anger. It's a great dynamic.

Love Great Friends People

Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more like celery as a flavour.

More Like Canada American

My parents would read those books to me as well but they used to make me starving when I was a kid because they were always eating ham sandwiches with the crusts off and drinking ginger beer.

Me Parents Beer Eating

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And I thought, when I have kids, that's the sort of well told, silly, and fun fairy tale that I would want to take them to. But it was an amazing experience. And I think Shrek is a real classic, a fairy tale classic.

Experience Thought Think Amazing

The interesting thing about life is, there is what you think is going to happen, and what actually happens.

Life Think You Interesting

My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration.

Funny Father Always Silly

I had done Shrek as a Canadian and I'm very proud to be Canadian, but I knew I could give more to it.

Proud Done More Give

I still believe that at any time the no-talent police will come and arrest me.

Me Time Believe Police

I'm a comedic actor, not to mix words, but it's something I think about. A comedic actor. I like to think that Christopher Guest, Phil Hartman, Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness are comedic actors. And Dan Aykroyd, too. Those are my heroes.

Words Think Like Heroes

I grew up in Toronto and as long as I can remember, as long as there was cable, even those old cable boxes that were wired to the TV, there have been Bollywood movies on Toronto TV.

Long Remember I Can Movies

My father and mother emigrated to Canada in 1958, but there's nobody more English than an Englishman who no longer lives in England, and our home was a shrine to all things English.

Mother Father Home Nobody

I would love to be a father. I had a great father who taught me how gratifying that is. I'm not going to deny myself that. I think I'd be good at it. Everybody wants that experience. I definitely do.

Love Good Myself Father

When you're writing these things, you're in a room making each other laugh, you really have very little sense of political correctness or incorrectness. This is a question that Europe tends to ask and America doesn't.

You Laugh Political Writing

Shooting this one was kind of like a two month party, we would literally play music between takes, and other movies that were shooting on our lot would play hookey, come over and hang out and stuff. We had a great time.

Music Time Great Movies

There's a joy in having the molecule of an idea, then testing it in front of audiences at secret shows that people only know about the night before.

Night People Joy Know

Well, I like how people talk. I like language. You know, Linda Richman spoke in Yiddish.

People You Language Know

Verne's all about what you can do versus what you can't do. He just kept saying yes and his part kept growing. I would love to work with him in every movie.

Love Work You Saying

The message of the movie is to accept who you are and not to succumb to the pressure of what the media tells you is beautiful and what you should be looking like.

Beautiful Looking You Media

People ask me to record their answering machines all the time. I love it. It's a miracle to me that people want to hear back those characters.

Love Me Time People

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