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I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.
Mike Myers
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Canadian
-
Comedian
Born:
May 25
, 1963
Anyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, they are understating it.
Mike Myers
Happen
,
Tells
,
Anyone
I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.
Mike Myers
Dumb
,
Jokes
,
Like
There's a joy in having the molecule of an idea, then testing it in front of audiences at secret shows that people only know about the night before.
Mike Myers
Idea
,
Before
,
Having
Canada is a country of ingredients without a cuisine; we're a country with musicians without an indigenous instrument; Toronto's a city that doesn't even have a dish named after it.
Mike Myers
City
,
Country
,
Named
Dr. Evil got shortchanged in the first one. The family dynamic between Scott and Dr. Evil - the adventures of being an evil single parent - needed to be explored.
Mike Myers
Parent
,
First One
,
Needed
With fame there is a crosswire between intensity and intimacy. You have decoy intimacy, but you are also very much alone.
Mike Myers
Intimacy
,
Intensity
,
Very
When you're writing these things, you're in a room making each other laugh, you really have very little sense of political correctness or incorrectness. This is a question that Europe tends to ask and America doesn't.
Mike Myers
Political
,
Other
,
Very
Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more like celery as a flavour.
Mike Myers
Canada
,
Subtle
,
Celery
I would love to be a father. I had a great father who taught me how gratifying that is. I'm not going to deny myself that. I think I'd be good at it. Everybody wants that experience. I definitely do.
Mike Myers
Love
,
Father's Day
,
Think
If I went by all the rejection I've had in my career, I should have given up a long time ago.
Mike Myers
Career
,
Given
,
Had
Well, I like how people talk. I like language. You know, Linda Richman spoke in Yiddish.
Mike Myers
Like
,
Spoke
,
Yiddish
Verne's all about what you can do versus what you can't do. He just kept saying yes and his part kept growing. I would love to work with him in every movie.
Mike Myers
Love
,
Yes
,
Movie
The message of the movie is to accept who you are and not to succumb to the pressure of what the media tells you is beautiful and what you should be looking like.
Mike Myers
Pressure
,
Movie
,
Like
So they ended up turning this little twenty eight page book into the movie. And it's all about this stinky, smelly ogre who doesn't care what anybody thinks of him.
Mike Myers
Movie
,
Smelly
,
Stinky
Shooting this one was kind of like a two month party, we would literally play music between takes, and other movies that were shooting on our lot would play hookey, come over and hang out and stuff. We had a great time.
Mike Myers
Play
,
Other
,
Hang
People ask me to record their answering machines all the time. I love it. It's a miracle to me that people want to hear back those characters.
Mike Myers
Love
,
Want
,
Back
Oh, you know, driving around, coming to a stop sign and an entire family, from 8 to 80, will be looking at me with that Dr. Evil look - pinkie on the mouth.
Mike Myers
Will
,
Sign
,
Entire
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
Mike Myers
Funny
,
Based
,
Cuisine
My parents would read those books to me as well but they used to make me starving when I was a kid because they were always eating ham sandwiches with the crusts off and drinking ginger beer.
Mike Myers
Kid
,
Starving
,
Sandwiches
My Dad was from Liverpool, and he picked it up in the army. He'd often come out with this stuff.
Mike Myers
Come
,
Dad
,
Often
My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly.
Mike Myers
Loved
,
Very
,
Dad
I think when I have kids and grandchildren I will be very proud to have them watch this movie.
Mike Myers
Think
,
I Think
,
Very
I think that Scottish people, like Canadians, are often misunderstood and what I like about my Scottish friends and relatives is how quickly it can go from love to anger. It's a great dynamic.
Mike Myers
Love
,
Think
,
I Think
I loved the logistical reality of a guy who wants to take over the world, yet who has a family too.
Mike Myers
Over
,
Guy
,
Logistical
I have very happy memories of fairy tales. My mother used to take me to the library in Toronto to check out the fairy tales. And she was an actress, so she used to act out for me the different characters in all these fairy tales.
Mike Myers
Happy
,
Toronto
,
Very
I had done Shrek as a Canadian and I'm very proud to be Canadian, but I knew I could give more to it.
Mike Myers
Proud
,
Give
,
Very
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