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American
-
Comedian
January 6
, 1911 -
December 2
, 1999
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Joey Adams
Kiss
,
Dating
,
Fool
,
You
,
Never
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
Joey Adams
Funny
,
You
,
Grow
,
Worry
,
Temptation
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
Joey Adams
Fitness
,
Exercise
,
Some
,
Us
,
Fact
,
Get
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.
Joey Adams
Win
,
Stock Market
,
Difference
,
Playing
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'
Joey Adams
Work
,
Success
,
Late
,
Oil
,
Early
,
Secret
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Joey Adams
Marriage
,
Wife
,
Questions
,
Nothing
,
Your
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Joey Adams
Marriage
,
You
,
Better
,
She
,
Her
,
Give
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
Joey Adams
Business
,
You
,
Golf
,
Watch
,
Your
,
Break
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.
Joey Adams
Work
,
Day
,
People
,
Week
,
Want
,
Trouble
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