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American
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Comedian
January 6
, 1911 -
December 2
, 1999
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Joey Adams
Marriage
Wife
Your
Nothing
Questions
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
Joey Adams
Funny
You
Grow
Worry
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Joey Adams
Marriage
You
Better
She
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Joey Adams
You
Kiss
Fool
Dating
Never
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.
Joey Adams
Work
Day
People
Trouble
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.
Joey Adams
Win
Difference
Stock Market
Playing
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'
Joey Adams
Work
Success
Late
Secret
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
Joey Adams
Fitness
Exercise
Us
Get
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
Joey Adams
Business
You
Golf
Your
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