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Joey Adams Quotes

American - Comedian January 6, 1911 - December 2, 1999

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. Joey Adams

Funny, Worry, Grow

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. Joey Adams

Fool, Dating, Kiss

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.' Joey Adams

Success, Work, Late

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. Joey Adams

Marriage, Better, You

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. Joey Adams

Fitness, Exercise, Fact

The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win. Joey Adams

Win, Stock Market, Stock

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. Joey Adams

Marriage, Wife, Questions

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. Joey Adams

Business, Golf, You

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it. Joey Adams

Work, Day, Week

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