Joey Adams Quotes - BrainyQuote

American - Comedian January 6, 1911 - December 2, 1999

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

Funny You Grow Worry Temptation

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Marriage Wife Your Nothing

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Marriage You Better She

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

You Kiss Dating Fool Never

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'

Work Success Late Secret

The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.

Win Stock Market Difference Playing

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.

Work Day People Trouble

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

Fitness Exercise Us Get

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

Business You Your Golf

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