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Comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.
Finley Peter Dunne
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Finley Peter Dunne Quotes
American
-
Journalist
July 10
, 1867 - 1936
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
Finley Peter Dunne
Alcohol
,
Himself
,
Necessary
Comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.
Finley Peter Dunne
Comfortable
,
Afflict
One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it.
Finley Peter Dunne
Need
,
About
,
Strangest
The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here.
Finley Peter Dunne
Time
,
Better
,
Always
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
Finley Peter Dunne
Marriage
,
Too
,
Bachelors
There are no friends at cards or world politics.
Finley Peter Dunne
Politics
,
Cards
,
No Friends
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.
Finley Peter Dunne
Food
,
Most
,
Cannibals
There ain't any news in being good. You might write the doings of all the convents of the world on the back of a postage stamp, and have room to spare.
Finley Peter Dunne
News
,
Back
,
Might
Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
Finley Peter Dunne
Trust
,
Everybody
,
Cut
Don't jump on a man unless he is down.
Finley Peter Dunne
Man
,
He
,
Unless
It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.
Finley Peter Dunne
Study
,
Difference
,
Like
A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.
Finley Peter Dunne
Lord
,
Does
,
Would
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
Finley Peter Dunne
Purpose
,
Kind
,
Most
Vice is a creature of such hideous mien... that the more you see it the better you like it.
Finley Peter Dunne
Better
,
See
,
Vice
The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better - it is just turning around as usual.
Finley Peter Dunne
World
,
Growing
,
Better
An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.
Finley Peter Dunne
Ask
,
Contempt
,
Another
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