David Cross Quotes

American - Actor Born: April 4, 1964

Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different. David Cross

Different, Characters, Sketches, Vastly

I'm pretty happy. I obviously have complaints about things, but for the most part, I'm on the above-average side of happy people. David Cross

Happy, People, Things, Pretty, Side

Where my comedy really solidified was when Bush was elected. I couldn't understand how craven and crass he was, and how dumb other people were for electing him. David Cross

People, Comedy, Dumb, Understand, Him

I don't think HBO would want to do anything in conjunction with Sub Pop but I never asked either. David Cross

Think, Want, Never, Anything, Pop, Would

It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny. David Cross

Funny, Time, Trying, More, About

Originally they wanted me to be Buster but I really like the Tobias part. David Cross

Me, Like, Wanted, Part, Really, Buster

I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine. David Cross

Back, Never, Lived, Years, Almost, Again

I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny. David Cross

Funny, Think, Thought, Down, Will, Joke

I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically. David Cross

Think, Try, More, Joke, Ways, Articulate

You can't just yell jokes at people. David Cross

People, You, Jokes, Just, Yell

Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat. David Cross

Support, People, Vote, Want, Democrat

I love Tinkle, it's really the most fun I've had in years. David Cross

Love, Fun, Years, Most, Really, Had

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people. David Cross

Love, Funny, Good, People, Doing, Stage

In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around. David Cross

New York, Weird, Trying, You, New, Top

As for Tenacious D, of course it could work as a full length movie; all it requires is a great writer and great director with an ability to think outside of conventional film comedy. David Cross

Work, Great, Think, Comedy, Ability

My biggest problem is retaining the exact information. David Cross

Problem, Information, Exact, Retaining

Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I'll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they're talking about and what they're not talking about. David Cross

Long, You, Talking, Know, I Can, News

There were a number of referendums in '98 that most of the things I voted for passed. That's very satisfying when you feel that most of the country is in step with your views. David Cross

Step, Feel, You, Country, Things, Number

I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner. David Cross

Yourself, Hate, You, Paint, Up, Anything

I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end. David Cross

People, New York, Believe, End, You, New

We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins. David Cross

Right, First, Left, Get, Throw, Just

I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry are proportionally more or less serious politically than anyone in the landscaping industry. David Cross

People, Curious, Think, Serious, Find

The best thing about me is there are no skeletons. David Cross

Best, Me, Skeletons, Thing, About

I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate. David Cross

War, Looking, Remember, Vietnam War, Kid

Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush. David Cross

Thinking, Free, Bad, Nobody, Going, Than

I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best. David Cross

Best, People, Think, Want, Most, I Think

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