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Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.
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American
-
Actor
Born:
April 4
, 1964
I'm pretty happy. I obviously have complaints about things, but for the most part, I'm on the above-average side of happy people.
David Cross
Happy
,
Pretty
,
Side
Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.
David Cross
Characters
,
Sketches
,
Vastly
The best thing about me is there are no skeletons.
David Cross
Me
,
About
,
Skeletons
I don't think HBO would want to do anything in conjunction with Sub Pop but I never asked either.
David Cross
Think
,
Want
,
Anything
It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.
David Cross
Trying
,
More
,
Document
Originally they wanted me to be Buster but I really like the Tobias part.
David Cross
Like
,
Wanted
,
Buster
I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.
David Cross
Again
,
Almost
,
Nine
I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.
David Cross
Think
,
Original
,
Which
I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.
David Cross
Think
,
Ways
,
Economically
You can't just yell jokes at people.
David Cross
Jokes
,
Just
,
Yell
Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat.
David Cross
Want
,
Democrat
,
Would
I love Tinkle, it's really the most fun I've had in years.
David Cross
Love
,
Most
,
I Love
I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.
David Cross
Love
,
Give
,
Funny People
In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around.
David Cross
New
,
Everyone
,
Friendly
As for Tenacious D, of course it could work as a full length movie; all it requires is a great writer and great director with an ability to think outside of conventional film comedy.
David Cross
Think
,
Movie
,
Could
My biggest problem is retaining the exact information.
David Cross
Problem
,
Biggest Problem
Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I'll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they're talking about and what they're not talking about.
David Cross
News
,
Not Talking
,
CNN
There were a number of referendums in '98 that most of the things I voted for passed. That's very satisfying when you feel that most of the country is in step with your views.
David Cross
Country
,
Very
,
Voted
I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.
David Cross
Paint
,
Sum
,
Some
I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.
David Cross
Believe
,
New
,
Cause
We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.
David Cross
Other
,
Wins
,
First One
I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry are proportionally more or less serious politically than anyone in the landscaping industry.
David Cross
Think
,
Curious
,
More
I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate.
David Cross
Remember
,
I Remember
Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.
David Cross
Bad
,
Going
,
Bush
I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best.
David Cross
Think
,
Most
,
Actually
I have no hesitation doing children's movies. Zero. And I don't even have kids.
David Cross
Doing
,
Movies
,
Zero
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