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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Andy Rooney
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American
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Journalist
January 14
, 1919 -
November 4
, 2011
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Andy Rooney
Pet
,
Average
,
Average Person
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
Andy Rooney
Smile
,
Mean
,
Else
It's paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.
Andy Rooney
Long Life
,
Paradoxical
Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
Andy Rooney
Meaning
,
Old
,
Vegetarian
Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
Andy Rooney
Teacher
,
Rest
,
Six
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
Andy Rooney
Truth
,
Will
,
Only
Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
Andy Rooney
News
,
Print
,
Ever
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
Andy Rooney
Chance
,
Probability
,
Rule
The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing - the opening a wonderfully joyous moment.
Andy Rooney
Door
,
Bring
,
Terror
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
Andy Rooney
Computers
,
Most
,
Lot
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The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.
Andy Rooney
Means
,
Olympic
,
Sport
I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.
Andy Rooney
Food
,
Buy
,
Arranged
I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number?
Andy Rooney
Why
,
Telephone Number
,
Out
I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points.
Andy Rooney
Game
,
Ice
,
Your
One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly.
Andy Rooney
Living
,
Christmas
,
Messes
We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.
Andy Rooney
Big
,
Proud
,
Making
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
Andy Rooney
Grandchildren
,
Forget
,
Never
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
Andy Rooney
Want
,
Some
,
Pepper
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
Andy Rooney
Death
,
Young
,
Rumor
Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.
Andy Rooney
Computers
,
Waste
,
Sure
The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.
Andy Rooney
Other
,
Only
,
Reporters
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
Andy Rooney
Take
,
Would
,
Lot
Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys.
Andy Rooney
Think
,
I Think
,
Very
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
Andy Rooney
Happiness
,
How
,
Depends
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
Andy Rooney
Golf
,
Watches
,
Grow
I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you.
Andy Rooney
Next
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Mail
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