Andy Rooney Quotes - BrainyQuote

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. Andy Rooney

Pet, Average, Average Person

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. - Andy Rooney

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. Andy Rooney

Smile, Mean, Else

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives. Andy Rooney

Teacher, Rest, Six

Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys. Andy Rooney

Think, I Think, Very

It's paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone. Andy Rooney

Long Life, Paradoxical

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. Andy Rooney

Chance, Rule, Probability

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter. Andy Rooney

Meaning, Old, Vegetarian

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe. Andy Rooney

Truth, Will, Only

Elephants and grandchildren never forget. Andy Rooney

Grandchildren, Forget, Never

Nothing in fine print is ever good news. Andy Rooney

News, Print, Ever

Top 10
Andy Rooney
Quotes

Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie? Andy Rooney

Get, Caught, Would

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. Andy Rooney

Take, Lot, Would

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens. Andy Rooney

Golf, Grow, Watches

The world must be filled with unsuccessful musical careers like mine, and it's probably a good thing. We don't need a lot of bad musicians filling the air with unnecessary sounds. Some of the professionals are bad enough. Andy Rooney

Bad, Some, Professionals

I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me. Andy Rooney

Me, Pick, Subjects

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting. Andy Rooney

Food, Buy, Arranged

I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points. Andy Rooney

Game, Ice, Your

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. Andy Rooney

Computers, Most, Lot

The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing - the opening a wonderfully joyous moment. Andy Rooney

Door, Bring, Terror

Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens. Andy Rooney

Happiness, Depends, How

The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account. Andy Rooney

Game, Doing, Great Time

One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly. Andy Rooney

Living, Christmas, Messes

I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number? Andy Rooney

Why, Out, Telephone Number

I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you. Andy Rooney

Purpose, Lucky, Happen

All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law. Andy Rooney

Law, Equal, Treated

I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you. Andy Rooney

Next, Mail, Your

Loading...

Load more quotes

Related Authors

Hunter S. Thompson

William F. Buckley, Jr.

Mignon McLaughlin

BrainyQuote

BrainyQuote Desktop

BrainyQuote Mobile

Site

Quote Of The Day

Social

BQ on Pinterest

BQ on Instagram

Apps

iPhone/iPad app

Quote Of The Day Feeds

Javascript and RSS feeds

WordPress plugin

Quote of the Day Email

About

Copyright © 2001 - 2018 BrainyQuote

Language: Español | Français

Please disable your ad blocker

OK