Definition of Waiter

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Definition of Waiter
	Waiter One who, or that which, waits; an attendant; a servant in attendance, esp. at table. A vessel or tray on which something is carried, as dishes, etc.; a salver. Related Definitions: An, As, At, Attendance, Attendant, Carried, In, Is, On, One, Or, Salver, Servant, Something, Table, That, Tray, Vessel, Which, Who

Waiter Quotations

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
Rodney Dangerfield

I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'
Phyllis Diller

I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
Tommy Cooper

I'm an assistant storyteller. It's like being a waiter or a gas-station attendant, but I'm waiting on six million people a week, if I'm lucky.
Jane Fonda

I never taste the wine first in restaurants, I just ask the waiter to pour.
Nigella Lawson

A diplomat these days in nothing, but a head waiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally.
Peter Ustinov

There are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company, you can't make a waiter see you until he's ready to see you, and you can't go home again.
Bill Bryson

My father was a waiter basically, and when I got my first professional job as an actor, I left a job that he found me for half the amount of money. So anyone would think that they're stupid, that that would be a stupid move.
Alfred Molina

Of course we've been fighting against stereotypes from Day One at East West. That's the reason we formed: to combat that, and to show we are capable of more than just fulfilling the stereotypes - waiter, laundryman, gardener, martial artist, villain.
Mako

Well, isn't Bohemia a place where everyone is as good as everyone else - and must not a waiter be a little less than a waiter to be a good Bohemian?
Djuna Barnes

Waiter Translations

waiter in Afrikaans is kelner
waiter in Danish is tjener
waiter in Dutch is kelner
waiter in Finnish is tarjoilija
waiter in German is Kellner, Ober, Ober
waiter in Italian is cameriere
waiter in Norwegian is kelner
waiter in Spanish is camarero

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