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Definition of Waiter

Waiter

  1. One who, or that which, waits; an attendant; a servant in attendance, esp. at table.
  2. A vessel or tray on which something is carried, as dishes, etc.; a salver.

Waiter Quotations

A diplomat these days in nothing, but a head waiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally.
Peter Ustinov

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
Rodney Dangerfield

Steakhouses sort of have this old-school nature to them; they're like museums full of good food. It's fun hearing the waiter share his expertise on the different cuts of beef and how they're going to cut up your baked potato.
Jim Gaffigan

I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
Tommy Cooper

I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'
Phyllis Diller
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Waiter Translations

waiter in Afrikaans is kelner
waiter in Danish is tjener
waiter in Dutch is kelner
waiter in Finnish is tarjoilija
waiter in German is Kellner, Ober, Ober
waiter in Italian is cameriere
waiter in Norwegian is kelner
waiter in Spanish is camarero
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