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Definition of Waiter

Waiter

  1. One who, or that which, waits; an attendant; a servant in attendance, esp. at table.
  2. A vessel or tray on which something is carried, as dishes, etc.; a salver.

Waiter Quotations

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
Rodney Dangerfield

I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'
Phyllis Diller

I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
Tommy Cooper

It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
Don Herold

When I talk about my husband, I feel as if people roll their eyes. It's like when you're 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, 'Do you think I'm stupid?'. They can't grasp that I'm old enough to be married.
Megan Fox
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Waiter Translations

waiter in Afrikaans is kelner
waiter in Danish is tjener
waiter in Dutch is kelner
waiter in Finnish is tarjoilija
waiter in German is Kellner, Ober, Ober
waiter in Italian is cameriere
waiter in Norwegian is kelner
waiter in Spanish is camarero

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