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Definition of Waiter

Waiter

  1. One who, or that which, waits; an attendant; a servant in attendance, esp. at table.
  2. A vessel or tray on which something is carried, as dishes, etc.; a salver.

Waiter Quotations

Famous people are deceptive. Deep down, they're just regular people. Like Larry King. We've been friends for forty years. He's one of the few guys I know who's really famous. One minute he's talking to the president on his cell phone, and then the next minute he's saying to me, 'Do you think we ought to give the waiter another dollar?'
Don Rickles

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
Rodney Dangerfield

I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
Tommy Cooper

I like L.A. It's like a mini break. For a writer, it's hilarious. Like the food. Where I come from, we eat chip sandwiches: white bread, butter, tomato catsup and big fat french fries. It's delicious. Here, you order a creme caramel and the waiter says, 'You know, that contains dairy.'
Helen Fielding

I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'
Phyllis Diller
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Waiter Translations

waiter in Afrikaans is kelner
waiter in Danish is tjener
waiter in Dutch is kelner
waiter in Finnish is tarjoilija
waiter in German is Kellner, Ober, Ober
waiter in Italian is cameriere
waiter in Norwegian is kelner
waiter in Spanish is camarero
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