Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! Jay Leno
I think careful cooking is love, don't you? The loveliest thing you can cook for someone who's close to you is about as nice a valentine as you can give. Julia Child
What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense. Lewis Black
This is my saddest story: In grade school, they would have us open our Valentine's cards and read them out loud. I always sent cards to myself because nobody else did. William Shatner
If you don't have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don't go looking for someone. When it's right, they'll come to you. Carmen Electra
