If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese. Ted Nugent
Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before. Rita Rudner
I work at home, in the country, and days will go by when, except for my husband and son and the occasional UPS man, the only sentient creatures that see me are my chickens and turkeys. Susan Orlean
When turkeys mate they think of swans. Johnny Carson
Grain that is used to feed animals that end up on our tables as turkeys and hams could have gone to feed starving people. Peter Singer