Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Definition of Toilet

Toilet

  1. A covering of linen, silk, or tapestry, spread over a table in a chamber or a dressing room.
  2. A dressing table.
  3. Act or mode of dressing, or that which is arranged in dressing; attire; dress; as, her toilet is perfect.

Toilet Quotations

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
George Carlin

Eric Schmidt looks innocent enough, with his watercolor blue eyes and his tiny office full of toys and his Google campus stocked with volleyball courts and unlocked bikes and wheat-grass shots and cereal dispensers and Haribo Gummi Bears and heated toilet seats and herb gardens and parking lots with cords hanging to plug in electric cars.
Maureen Dowd

In awe, I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebony void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang, for ever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought... I must put a roof on this toilet.
Les Dawson

Rules governing defecation, hygiene, and pollution exist in every culture at every period in history. It may in fact be the foundation of civilization: What is toilet training if not the first attempt to turn a child into an acceptable member of society?
Rose George

It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
Rod Serling
More "Toilet" Quotations

Toilet Translations

toilet in Afrikaans is toilet
toilet in Danish is toilet
toilet in Dutch is secreet, privaat, toilet
toilet in French is cabinet, commodes, lavabo, toilette
toilet in German is Toilette, Abtritt {m}, Toilette {f}
toilet in Italian is gabinetto, abbigliatura
toilet in Norwegian is WC, toalett
toilet in Portuguese is toalete, retrete, privada
toilet in Spanish is servicios, excusado, retrete
toilet in Swedish is toalett

Share with your Friends

Everyone likes a good quote - don't forget to share.