Definition of Toilet

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Toilet

A covering of linen, silk, or tapestry, spread over a table in a chamber or a dressing room.

A dressing table.

Act or mode of dressing, or that which is arranged in dressing; attire; dress; as, her toilet is perfect.

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Toilet Quotations

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
George Carlin

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.
Rita Rudner

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
Chuck Palahniuk

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.
Jay Leno

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.
Richard M. Nixon

I'm shy. I can go on a trip for days and not go because I won't sit on a toilet seat on a plane. I'm certainly not going to go on somebody's lawn. Could you imagine, in a cocktail dress?
Farrah Fawcett

Today, the degradation of the inner life is symbolized by the fact that the only place sacred from interruption is the private toilet.
Lewis Mumford

When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed.
Jennifer Aniston

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
Tommy Cooper

I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet.
Megan Fox

Toilet Translations

toilet in Afrikaans is toilet
toilet in Danish is toilet
toilet in Dutch is secreet, privaat, toilet
toilet in French is cabinet, commodes, lavabo, toilette
toilet in German is Toilette, Abtritt {m}, Toilette {f}
toilet in Italian is gabinetto, abbigliatura
toilet in Norwegian is WC, toalett
toilet in Portuguese is toalete, retrete, privada
toilet in Spanish is servicios, excusado, retrete
toilet in Swedish is toalett

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