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Definition of Toilet


  1. A covering of linen, silk, or tapestry, spread over a table in a chamber or a dressing room.
  2. A dressing table.
  3. Act or mode of dressing, or that which is arranged in dressing; attire; dress; as, her toilet is perfect.

Toilet Quotations

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
George Carlin

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
Chuck Palahniuk

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.
Richard M. Nixon

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.
Rita Rudner

When somebody follows you 20 blocks to the pharmacy, where they watch you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed.
Jennifer Aniston
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Toilet Translations

toilet in Afrikaans is toilet
toilet in Danish is toilet
toilet in Dutch is secreet, privaat, toilet
toilet in French is cabinet, commodes, lavabo, toilette
toilet in German is Toilette, Abtritt {m}, Toilette {f}
toilet in Italian is gabinetto, abbigliatura
toilet in Norwegian is WC, toalett
toilet in Portuguese is toalete, retrete, privada
toilet in Spanish is servicios, excusado, retrete
toilet in Swedish is toalett

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