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Definition of Toaster


  1. One who toasts.
  2. A kitchen utensil for toasting bread, cheese, etc.

Toaster Quotations

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Joan Rivers

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Clint Eastwood

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Rodney Dangerfield

Never put a sock in a toaster.
Eddie Izzard

Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster.
Ann Coulter
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