I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.' Will Rogers
It's better to make fun of yourself because you've always got someone around to make fun of, and they can't sue you. P. J. O'Rourke
You have undertaken to cheat me. I won't sue you, for the law is too slow. I'll ruin you. Cornelius Vanderbilt
Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade? Bill Maher
I'm looking for backing for an unauthorized auto-biography that I am writing. Hopefully, this will sell in such huge numbers that I will be able to sue myself for an extraordinary amount of money and finance the film version in which I will play everybody. David Bowie