I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. Steven Wright
Still, whether we like it or not, the task of speeding up the decrease of the human population becomes increasingly urgent. Havelock Ellis
I get speeding ticket like everybody else. If the restaurant is full I'm waiting in line like everybody else. Mikhail Baryshnikov
I can say with a solid degree of authority that I am a selfish person. I spontaneously forget the names of more people than not, unless I want to make out with them. I will take the last square of toilet paper off the roll without thinking twice. I tip taxi drivers so poorly I'm amazed none of them have run over my foot while speeding off. Sloane Crosley
My driving record is not exemplary, but I have never had a speeding ticket over 100 m.p.h. I can say that unequivocally. Carl Hiaasen
speeding in German is beschleunigende
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