The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it. Charlie Sheen
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. P. J. O'Rourke
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch. Woody Allen
Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery. Andy Warhol
Every war results from the struggle for markets and spheres of influence, and every war is sold to the public by professional liars and totally sincere religious maniacs, as a Holy Crusade to save God and Goodness from Satan and Evil. Robert Anton Wilson
