Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth. Mike Tyson
If you're a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you'll fight, because the punches are juicy-sounding and they don't leave marks. But in real life, if somebody punches you in the eye, it doesn't make any noise and your eye is swollen for, like, six months. It's a nightmare to get punched in the eye. Louis C. K.
My mouth has a tendency to get me into trouble, but because I'm so small and I take on people who are lager than me. If someone punched me, I'd get my drummer beat them up. Brian Molko
People who eat with their mouth open should be punched in the face. Kevin Hart
There are two types of people in the world: people who are passionate about things, and people who've had their passion punched, beaten, or whatever out of them. Kevyn Aucoin