Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth. Mike Tyson
If you're a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you'll fight, because the punches are juicy-sounding and they don't leave marks. But in real life, if somebody punches you in the eye, it doesn't make any noise and your eye is swollen for, like, six months. It's a nightmare to get punched in the eye. Louis C. K.
There are two types of people in the world: people who are passionate about things, and people who've had their passion punched, beaten, or whatever out of them. Kevyn Aucoin
Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her. Mike Tyson
But, listen, Eddie Merkyx would have won six Tours if he hadn't been punched. Lance Armstrong