I try to give to the poor people for love what the rich could get for money. No, I wouldn't touch a leper for a thousand pounds; yet I willingly cure him for the love of God. Mother Teresa
An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises. Mae West
In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. Erma Bombeck
Yes, some people say to me you're too skinny, but never a skinny person says that to me, only people who could lose a few pounds say that. Karl Lagerfeld
It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week. Laurence J. Peter