When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. Henny Youngman
I have consciously not taken the role of a gangster, which has been offered to me far too many times. Stanley Tucci
I had been offered fellowships to enter as a graduate student at either Harvard or Princeton. But the Princeton fellowship was somewhat more generous, since I had not actually won the Putnam competition... Thus Princeton became the choice for my graduate study location. John Forbes Nash, Jr.