When the missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land. Desmond Tutu
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries. Will Rogers
If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. H. L. Mencken
The missionaries go forth to Christianize the savages - as if the savages weren't dangerous enough already. Edward Abbey
I strongly believe that missionaries make better products. They care more. For a missionary, it's not just about the business. There has to be a business, and the business has to make sense, but that's not why you do it. You do it because you have something meaningful that motivates you. Jeff Bezos