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Definition of Midget


  1. A minute bloodsucking fly.
  2. A very diminutive person.

Midget Quotations

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.
Mitch Hedberg

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
W. C. Fields

They say a midget standing on a giant's shoulders can see much further than the giant. So I got the whole rap world on my shoulders, they trying to see further than I am.

If you want a midget to look like a baby, don't put a cigar in his mouth.
Chuck Jones

If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.
Patton Oswalt
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Midget Translations

midget in Afrikaans is dwerg
midget in Dutch is minuscuul, dwergachtig
midget in German is Miniatur.., Zwerg

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